Heh.
This isn't exactly a phobia, just a button to press.

There's a certain recent member than can be made to go spastic if you use one certain word.

PAEDOPHILE!!

I've had a couple of drunken Sunday afternoons drinking with her when this subject has come up.

Check replies for explanation.

If she bites that is...

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:44, 19 replies)

.....
.....waits.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:47, closed)

Waits as well...
no click without further explanation...
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 15:09, closed)

I know what / who it is...
But then, I should...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 15:09, closed)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!
You bet I'm biting, Mr Personwithoutlegs!
You- you- tinker that you are!

I've been off the fags since a week past Sunday and you're driving me to the bike shed!

CUNTING FUCKY CLENCHED FISTS!

DG got an emergency packet but hid them....

*hyperventilates*

Give me a couple of minutes, I'll be back ya fucker...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 15:12, closed)

BASTARDISATION
THAT'S WHAT IT IS. BOILS MY FECKIN' PISS!!

Many English words *come* from the Greek language. Especially the medical ones:
neurology: nevra=nerves + logikos = the study of.
gynaecology: gynaeka = woman, study of.
colostomy (my favourite): kolos = arse + stoma = mouth / opening

Then there are the likes of francoplile, meaning one who likes/loves all things French.

NOW my bowels are really getting in an uproar!!!

CUNTING GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Paedophile.

Paidia = children

Philos = friend / friendly.

THE CORRECT TRANSLATION MEANS "ONE WHO LIKES (AND IS FRIENDLY TO) CHILDREN.

I AM THEREFORE A FUCKING PAEDOPHILE IN THE CORRECT SENSE OF THE WORD BECAUSE I LIKE CHILDREN. I WORK WITH THEM AND HAVE ONE OF MY OWN.

*breaks into sweat*

(Yeah, I know, "pigs sweat, men perspire and ladies glow" - I am sweating like a pig in anger!

*fumes* and *stinks* simultaneously
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 15:38, closed)

Ha ha
And suddenly it becomes clickworthy.
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 15:58, closed)

Now see what you've done?
I have to go home to her in that mood.

Bastard.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:00, closed)

And "phobia"
is a Greek word.
"Beta" is pronounced "veta", so, really, phovia = fear.

*performs deep breathing exercises, NOT involving Marlboro*

Eeeeek, Legless you blighter!
Is "lighter" with a "b"
*sigh*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:06, closed)

RAW FUCKING CARROT
DUNKED IN HOME-MADE HUMOUS IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR A FECKING MARLBORO!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

*dips carrot sticks with feriocity*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:21, closed)

Ooops
I'm an ex paedophile.

I'm not sure I like this game!
(Peek_a_Boo forgot how fun B3ta was until, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:29, closed)

I'm starting to
understand the nickname.

*click*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:33, closed)

I like!!
mainly for the responses though, sorry Leggy.

Still excellent goading!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:15, closed)

^ @Halfy
Legless knew I couldn't not bite.
All in good fun.
And he will always have a *special* place in my heart :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:21, closed)

*clicks*
Entirely for the etymology lesson.

Ta.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:25, closed)

*giggles*
Sorry Tourette's, as much as I think you are pretty neato, that was funny.

Oh, and mean. A really mean thing to do!
*giggles more*
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 4:43, closed)

^Tourette's^
Agreed! Paedophile is completely the wrong word to use for the concept people use it for. A better term would be 'paederast'(= paidi-child + erastis-lover), but people use that specifically gay boy loving. Pisses me off too!

Also, Gynaecology - Woman arse studies, hurr hurr hurr.

*gets coat*
*relurk*
(LLamaBoy skived off work on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:49, closed)

Call them what they are...
Child molesters. They don't deserve a scientific term to describe them...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:46, closed)

It don't bother me none but...
...I know someone who fumes every time they hear word television.

- suitable pause -

because "tele" is from the Greek, and "vision" comes from the Latin!!! It's like bolting the back end of a Ford to the front end of a BMW or something.

Ah well, see you later folks. I'm off.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:57, closed)

I love it...
You learn something new everyday on this website.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:44, closed)