this morning's fear
is of the man standing on the pavement outside my house playing that Leona Lewis song on his phone. My fear is that I'll have to go and punch him repeatedly until he stops, and I'm a 5'8 tall, 9.5 stone, pacifist girl and he's a lot bigger than me.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:08, 28 replies)

At least
He's not playing Rick Astley.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:12, closed)

Heh
Phone Rickrolling. I'll have to try that on the train next time I hear some chav playing noise out of his phone!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:16, closed)

By the way, CHCB
When you mentioned that you're 5'8" tall it reminded me. Someone mentioned yesterday that you look exactly like he imagined you. Well, for what it's worth, until I saw your profile pic I had imagined you to be a short-arse with black curly hair. Maybe because I used to work with an Irish lass who fitted that description, and my brain made some sort of association.

Weird eh?

No, OK, it's not.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:39, closed)

^
woo! I have a sense of mystery after all! I think I prefer being a tall redhead to a shortarse brunette. How the hell do you do carriage returns on these damn interweb phones? Bugger.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:06, closed)

Morning all
how may I lower the tone for you today?
*beckons al*
I have goats, monkeys and I've liberally smeared baked beans all over my naked body...

@CHCB Redhead? You look brunette in your profile, and you really remind me of the jolly-hockeysticks type I wrote about in this story . Though I'm sure you don't have an overgrown ladygarden. :D
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:13, closed)

I hate Leona Lewis
Filthy yowling-voiced-no-talent that she is.
I would personally force the tinny noise-maker down his throat.
[Kaol 6'2 Lots of stones]
( Cawl, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:18, closed)

Re: Leona Lewis
I've never listened to any of her guff, but once, her song came on the telly, and my little girl immediately shouted, 'OH MY GOD TURN THAT OFF! Mummy listens to it all the time! I'm sick of it!'
Then she got into that Nickelback song, and loves to sing the line, 'the women are easy and the drugs come cheap.'
She's 6. Bless.

*Edit* Lo Kaol, how goes things?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:22, closed)

Mornin' Burt!
Got my computer fixed last night, so things are good!

I also get to leave work today at 4, rather than half 5.

Because I'm going to a gig in London :D
( Cawl, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:26, closed)

You jammy git!
whoyougonnasee?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:27, closed)

65daysofstatic and Gay For Johnny Depp
At the 02.
Well, "Indig02", no idea, not been there before.
( Cawl, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:28, closed)

OoooOh...
I've heard of both bands, but not actually heard their music.
Whassitlike?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:30, closed)

CHCB...
Redhead? Ish.

More auburn, I'd say...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:32, closed)

Er...
65dos are electro-rock... Hard to describe!

GfJD are screamy/shouty hardcore. They have a CD called "Blood: The Natural Lubricant", for example.
( Cawl, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:34, closed)

I shall look them up
The last gig I went to was Skindred at the brixton academy, back in february.
They rocked like fuck.

\oo/
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:39, closed)

It has been my experiance that...
All Irish people are well-hard. I bet Daniel O'Donnell can handle himself in a fight : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:43, closed)

@BGB
Pfft!
Now you've got me imagining Daniel O'Donnell playing Brad Pitt's role in Snatch.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:45, closed)

@ Bert
Now I've got Brad Pitt in my head singing Daniel O'Donnell songs in a cardigan.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:56, closed)

Hehe!
Be sure to give him back to Angelina at some point, you don't know where he's been!

I just re-read your post, and realised my reply makes no sense. Ignore me please.

:D
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:59, closed)

And now
I've got an image of CHCB beating up Brad Pitt and Daniel O'Donnell for looking at her snatch.

Thanks, you lot.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:16, closed)

@Kaol
I saw 65dos last year (at Koko I think, but it could have been the Forum or something), they were very good!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:49, closed)

Redhead
Didn't you guys see her 'K2k6' yesterday, or were you too busy with the goats to notice?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:32, closed)

I always get a warm feeling inside
when I see posts from you guys. It's my eyeballs burning at the stuff you all write.

Enzyme is correct - I'm auburn.
I'm a fighter, not a lover I'm a writer not a fighter. Daniel O'Donnell would probably destroy me.

My ladygarden is tastefully cultivated and I'm thinking about adding a rockery.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:54, closed)

A rockery?
Could be quite nice. Blue Gentians in your lady parts.

*eschews obvious joke about donating stones*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:17, closed)

How about
A water feature?
( Cawl, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:26, closed)

yes
a fountain. And an ornamental bed.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:43, closed)

Shotgun!
I hate sleeping on the floor.
That's where the crickets are.

*flashback*

*cries*
( Cawl, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:45, closed)

This is the most annoying thing ever....
....especially when you are on a bus and some scally at the back plays some shitey music on full blast for everybody to listen to. It really makes my blood boil!!!
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:23, closed)

Re: warm feeling
Hey, it's what we're here for.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:41, closed)