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What gives you the heebie-jeebies?

It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*

Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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On a more serious note...
My office just started vibrating.
What.The.Fuck?

*fear*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:59, 23 replies)
shame
The wee witch wasn't sitting at one of your desks then
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:01, closed)
It's the new CHCB sex toy
'Vibrate-a-building'
'Gets All Female Employees Off In Minutes'tm
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:02, closed)
I'll admit,
it is a deep and throbbing vibration.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:03, closed)
Parts of this building do that.
I noticed it when I was out of my office and sitting with one of the designers and I asked him if that happened a lot. He grinned and said that it usually happened when the girl from the print room walks by.

The girl in question is close to spherical.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:04, closed)
@loon
we have a couple of people here who have their own gravitational pull, every time there is a loud crash we wonder which one fell over
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:05, closed)
Hmm...
Turns out they're drilling a fucking HUGE hole over the road on a building site...

Real life is never as exciting as the world in my head :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:06, closed)
Watch out Kaol
CHCB will be over there like a shot doing a spot of dogging.

*EDIT* I'll be there behind her carrying the sacrificial nutella.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:08, closed)
@Just had a brain wave
Massage chair *grins*

I wonder if my boss will let me have one - fuck it! I might buy my own.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:08, closed)
Nah...
This is Essex, she has much higher standards.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:09, closed)
@ Kaol
I'll watch out for the hole....I'm about to drive through Enfield.

*Fears*
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:11, closed)
Watch out!
(Although the nearest big town to here is Chelmsford)

*runs to pub*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:13, closed)
Mine does that!
It's been doing it for years and it's still standing. I wouldn't worry too much.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:25, closed)
Spherical women
are especially entertaining when they are friends and meet in public and hug. It always makes me think of two beach balls colliding.

On the other hand, I just met an especially sweet and rather cute girl from Collections who's thin and taller than I am...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:34, closed)
^ Oh yes!!!
The Loon and the collections girl
Sitting in a tree

K.I.S.S.I.N.G
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:38, closed)
nah.
I doubt it very much. She's a lot younger than I am, she's black, and she has the mannerisms I've come to identify with members of the more fundamentalist Baptist churches. She's as likely to be interested in me as she would be in John Goodman. But she's still very pleasant to talk to, at least...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:50, closed)
*joins in*
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes fundamentalist Baptist babies in a carriage.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:52, closed)
As she's cute, I wouldn't mind that at all...
...although I'm not having any more kids, having made certain of that about 15 years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:57, closed)
AIDs
or vasectomy?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:02, closed)
I'll
Bet 10 credits on the former...

*crosses fingers and hopes for a win*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:04, closed)
I love how
the CHCB dogging rumour is now being circulated as fact. Result!

@Bert my money is on an unfortunate tree cutting accident which resulted in his penis being catapulted over three counties.

What do I win?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:32, closed)
After I had the vasectomy done
a friend told me that I had something new in common with my dog. I replied that I got to keep mine, and also I'm not limber enough to lick the scar.

He refused to talk to me for an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:43, closed)
@TRL
is that because you showed him you couldn't do it too?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:00, closed)
DIGGING, muthafuckas
digging. I have never been dogging.
Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:17, closed)

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