Hmm
.
I'm thinking of cooking a meal of baked beans and spiders and then eating it on a 200 foot high sandy cliff ledge, overlooking the sea, in the dark, while holding a snake covered in tinfoil and having a syringe hanging out of my arm by the needle. While sitting on a towel naked and watching Womble porn. Sitting next to me would be a snarling dog chewing cotton wool. With a cat on it's head.

I'll be sharing the ledge with a French seagull, sitting on a Zombies head. The seagull will be eating a meal of tomatoes,bananas, lemons, macaroni, all covered in a cheese sauce. Watch it's Adams Apple go while it swallows.




Then videoing it and posting it here.

Wonder how many people would have nervous breakdowns?

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:48, 17 replies)

If it's dark
it might be a bit difficult to see the cliff edge.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:49, closed)

Prick yourself with needles, too,
for maximum effect.
(AlfishKK, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:49, closed)

Good idea
But how would we see the cliff if it was dark?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:49, closed)

Details, Details
The devil is in the detail.

I'd film it in night vision and occasionally throw a flare over the drop.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:52, closed)

put some bright lights at the bottom.
easy.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:52, closed)

hmm
If you are watching womble porn as well that may push me over the edge... or me pushing you over the edge. Either or.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:54, closed)

Added
And edited...
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:56, closed)

Needs more:
Dogs and Cotton Wool.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:57, closed)

You forgot
Lemons, tinfoil, sand, towels, wrists, adam's apples, seagulls, macaroni, cheese, tomatoes, bananas and the French.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:02, closed)

Maybe
The cat can be chewing a flannel.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:02, closed)

zombies?
man, don't forget the zombies!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:04, closed)

Added..
Happy?
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:08, closed)

Aha, lets see how you do with this lot
Tickling, wasps, children, earwigs, CLOWNS, electricity, wooden spoons, cutlery in general, tyre blow-outs and cigarettes.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:15, closed)

Ah Fuckit...
I surrender...

*waves white flag*
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:19, closed)

Tsk Tsk
While unaware that I was being stalked by an electric clown, stranded behind the clifftop after blowing a tyre on the car filled with kidnapped children. Clowny had just finished a Marlboro, and was practicing his spoon and assorted cutlery juggling, while urging on his massed killer wasps/nibbler earwig attack squad, before coming up behind you and viciously tickling the seagull.

And then having sex with a goat.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:24, closed)

argh
I have a phobia of waved white flags
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:27, closed)

^Lucky
That you're not French, then.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:36, closed)