What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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chubberI actually asked her, "have you always been fat or did you get that way from too much eating?".
I honestly couldnt work out why that upset her. She was fat, no point in pretending otherwise. A perfectly cromulent question I thought.
So, not hard at all really.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:40,
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*click* for good use of 'cromulent'.(
kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:42,
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DittoYou totally embiggened your reputation with cromulent use of "cromulent"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:02,
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I hope this enbiggend your soul.:D
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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:02,
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i'm fatthere's no point getting wound up about it, it's not something you can hide :D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:08,
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I justspat mars bar all over the 'puter.
First real lol of the day
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