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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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If you want to do it right
you need a pair of these:


(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:12, 15 replies)
That's funny!

I wonder if that is where they got the idea to start adding spandex to women's clothes. I don't think I own a single item now that doesn't have a bit of lycra woven in.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:13, closed)
I love that!
Especially the fact that the bloke he's about to kick the head off doesn't appear to have noticed.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:20, closed)
OMG!
I have to have a pair of these!!!
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:27, closed)
I......Need.......Chuck Norris Action Jeans
*clicks with the furious speed of a peado wanking in the bushes across from a school*
(UncleChuckles "Cthulhu fhtagn", Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:30, closed)
And they make them
to your exact length.

With no apologies required.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:39, closed)
Hmm
Click

This has to make the best of page
(mon bison powered by magnets, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:44, closed)
Why do I want this on a t-shirt?
WHY???
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:58, closed)
Google Image Search
turned up another image for Chuck Norris Action Jeans:


(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:35, closed)
I like...
...how the martial arts catalogue just shows somebody being kicked in the spuds.
(beemoh, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:37, closed)
I wouldn't dump anybody who owned a pair of these jeans.
Mainly because I'd be afraid of getting my head kicked in.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:17, closed)
@ BGB
Always check the jeans for a hidden gussett before break-ups. That should keep you on the safe side.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 19:59, closed)
I'm sure...
... our resident martial artist Captain Placid owns a pair of these?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 0:40, closed)
this might sound creepy but
TRL, you remind me of my dad.

Exact same sense of humor.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 5:09, closed)
Instant Credibility

Am I the only male around here that is seriously interested in buying these jeans? It would make great conversation material for the pub.
(muzzvsworld, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 13:44, closed)

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