What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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Advice for girls...If you want to dump him buy a gimp mask and a massive strap on, show them to him and say 'if you like anal so much...'
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:47, 16 replies)
(Snorfle)And then when he says "ooh I thought you'd never ask" and waves his behind in the air ?
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:48,
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Win winbecause either he dumps you...or you get to have some great kinky strapon sex. Depends what your're into though I guess.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:48, closed)
Yep, that would certainly give me the willies.../coat, hat, scarf and neon hitch-hiking thumb attachment
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:58, closed)
I would be well up for this...volunteers?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 17:30,
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^*raises
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 18:11,
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@bertReally? Ever been on the receiving end of anal? Better be sure before you volunteer for something like that...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 18:16,
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*stands by with lube and entonox*go on then bert, we're waiting
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 18:20, closed)
Ooooh!Unfortunately, I'd enjoy that... always give what you're prepared to receive!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 18:38, closed)
^just as the good bible tells us
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 18:50, closed)
@Vulcan15Actually, there's no "unfortunately" about that- if you like it, you like it. Some do. Others hate it or are skeeved out at the thought. But if it appeals to you, then the only problem is finding a woman willing to do it.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 18:53,
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@TRLIt would be unfortunate if the girls aim was to dump me.
And there's been no problem ever of finding a girl to do that, which I found a little surprising at first... most seem to like the idea of "giving back", as it were. Actually, it's kinda hard to get my kinky Swedish lady to stop wearing the thing long enough...
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that is so weirdthere's no way I'd wear a gimp mask.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:32, closed)
not really,the trouble with fisting is that it feels like someone jamming their hand up your bum.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:32, closed)
"For what we are about to receive......may the lord let us be truly thankful."
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:37, closed)
Hmmn. Maybe...?...since reading all the responses to this I am amazed at how many people are into it. Maybe I should see if the other half is into having a go, you know open a few avenues so to speak - I will ask him when he gets back from pre season training with Portsmouth FC.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:54, closed)
What Hippo_of_Doom said.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:16,
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