What women want...
I wouldn't claim to have a huge amount of experience with many different women, despite my advanced years, but I have enough to know what women want.

And it's pretty simple: MORE.

Oh yes.

More shoes.
More weekends away.
More attention.
More orgasms.
More space.
More jobs done around the house.
More clothes.
More makeup.

(Getting bored yet?)

More time together.
More time apart.
More in the way of upward social mobility.
More fabulous car.
More horses (my ex-wife, anyway).
More fucking handbags.
More emotional support.
More compliments (on appearance, achievements, sexual prowess etc. because it wouldn't hurt)
More psychic ability to judge her mood.
More chocolate.
More flowers.
More random acts of love / attention.

What this has to do with the QOTW

Tell her she can't have any more. And hey presto, suddenly it's time for her to move on / find herself / go it alone / whatever.

Oh, nearly forgot... they always want more length and more girth as well.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:15, 108 replies)

Poor you...
The only thing I ever want more of is time with my boyfriend. I do know when to let go though, I don't mind when he goes on holiday without me and I certainly don't mind if I'm not invited.

Mind you I am a mathematician who loves ale living with 4 blokes and we all get along swimmingly. Perhaps I'm just a bloke minded girl.

More sex is always good though.
(antenna, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:19, closed)

I love bitter and twisted men.
Their so easy to wind up.

And I've never fucked a handbag in my life.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:24, closed)

Neither bitter nor twisted
Just completely exhausted, and maybe a tad cynical at the moment.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:29, closed)

@BGB
youv'e never fucked a handbag?!

youve missed out...I used to do it all the time.

No


wait, that was just a fat girl, it just felt like a i was putting "it" into a handbag
(Foulkesy123 The one and only..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:49, closed)

^ Nah!
You just have a very small penis : )



Why would a fat girl have a very large vagina? Is vaginal size a pre-requisite of a larger lady? I think not!
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 21:57, closed)

I think he was making reference to the thing of larger women
having alot of fat to get past...
(Belgaer is, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:26, closed)

Not that I agree with him ofcourse...
I mean, fat can engulf just as well.
(Belgaer is, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:35, closed)

Bloody hippy ^
Though I sort of agree with what you're saying.

Does that mean you don't like handbags and shoes and stuff, Ancrenne?
(Belgaer is, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:39, closed)

Cynicism is no excuse for misogyny
It's not big, and it's not clever
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:13, closed)

I want less.
Less rent.
Less herpes.
Less bloodstains on my clothes.
( Cawl, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:39, closed)

I want less...
Kaol. He hurts me. :(
(Belgaer is, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:41, closed)

cold salt water
for the bloodstains, Kaol.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:42, closed)

Believe me,
I've tried cold salt water.

I've tried milk.

I even tried cobra semen.
That took some getting.

NOTHING gets pints and pints of blood out of white flairs.
( Cawl, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:50, closed)

if it's white
then bleach'll do it, but don't get bleach on teh rhinestones.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:52, closed)

How about just
Buying new white flairs?

Keep the 'used' ones for special occasions.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:53, closed)

Not all of us
want shoes and make up and handbags, especially not the fucking variety. But when we do, we're generally happy to pay for themselves.

*Is firmly in the she wasn't happy camp as well*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:55, closed)

More
horses?

How many did you have?

How many horses does one need?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:55, closed)

I'm led to believe
That you need one to go with each outfit, a bit like shoes.

This may need verified by a female.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:58, closed)

Horses?
I don't like horses.
And they don't like me.
( Cawl, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:59, closed)

How many horses does one need?
precisely zero.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:59, closed)

For duelling purposes
One horse each. Any more than that is just a waste
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:00, closed)

Fuck that...
If I'm having a duel, I'm not wasting one hand on controling a horse.

Right hand - Meat cleaver

Left hand - Hunting knife
( Cawl, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:04, closed)

Really?
I imagine I would go for some sort of samurai sword in the right, and either some sort of shield or samurai style knife in the left hand.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:06, closed)

Definitely a Katana across my back
and a recurve bow in my hands.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:08, closed)

Yeah
but at least when horses are dead you can sell them for glue and dog food. Unlike cars. Or bikes.

You could duel on bicycles I suppose. It'd be cruel to keep a horse in a garage anyway.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:09, closed)

Recurve bow?
I'd go for a compound over a recurve. Much more shooty-shooty power.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:09, closed)

Why sell it for dog food?
It's perfectly good human food if you know what you're doing.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:10, closed)

Recurve is better close range, and is more agile,
hence using it in a duel. As it's close range fighting.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:10, closed)

Hmm, true
But this also begs the question of why you would be using a bow in a duel anyway.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:13, closed)

'cause I like bows
And if you can shoot them before they get close to you, it's an easy win, innit? I mean, you don't even get swung at.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:14, closed)

You make a good case
I, however, would be relying on speed and agility. I feel they would help me to beat an arrow.

Somehow.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:16, closed)

Fuck bows.
You don't get the delicious salty splash of blood in your mouth from shooting an arrow into someone.

Not the same at pinning someone to a tree with a hunting knife rammed precicely through their neck, to miss the major blood vessels.

You don't get to see the expression on their face as you break their ribs, one by one with the handle of the cleaver, in short, punching jabs.

Fuck shooting an arrow into someone.

You can't feel the shearing of their gristle as you hack through their forearm, staring deeply into their wide, dilated eyes.

You can't feel the shocks that jolt through your elbow as the final piece of their neck vertebrae splits in half, leaving you free to hold your bloody trophy high in the air, screaming at the top of your lungs.

I have no idea why I wrote that...
( Cawl, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:19, closed)

Two weapons is cheating
besides, how are you going to hold onto the horse when it's galloping along? And don't say with your knees as it doesn't work.

However...



FTW
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:20, closed)

@Kaol
I think that you have just managed to reach a whole new level of scaryness.

Very, very scaryness.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:20, closed)

However, with a bow, you do get to...
Feel that dull pang as the arrow is loosed.

Feel the rush of air as it rushes away from you.

Look upon the arrow as it makes impact, slowly spinning, then thudding into the body as it rebounds back and lands on the grund.

Watch your victim gargle blood and grip at the arrow going through their neck.

See the pain in their eyes as they die a slower, more agonising death.

GET TO USE A FUCKING BOW! Now come on, how cool is that?
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:24, closed)

@PoD
See, even if I took an arrow in the gut, I'd make it my dying action to do the above.

@ Ms Explosion: Nice hat!
( Cawl, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:24, closed)

@ PoD
I'm fat, I have no agility.

@ Becky
You're wrong, you can use your knees. The Mongolian and Hun horseback archers used to use only their knees and they could turn a horse.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:25, closed)

Yes
Yes, I'm sure you would.

*terrified*

What a shame it is I won't get to meet you in August....
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:27, closed)

Sure they did
but can you?

Thanks Kaol.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:28, closed)

@ Kaol
If someone is a good enough shot and they know you well enough, they won't hit you in the gut.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:29, closed)

@PoD
Don't worry, I'm a lovely person really *smiles*
( Cawl, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:29, closed)

@ Becky
No, ask me again when I'm 21 though. ;)
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:29, closed)

Well,
That's me reassured.

I am actually reasonably sad that I shall not make it in August.

Partly as I presume you shall be knifeless that day.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:30, closed)

Assume all you want
It may or may not be the case...
( Cawl, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:35, closed)

Ah well
I'll assume you won't, and then I won't ever have to find out.

As for now, the bed beckons.

Stupid having to work tomorrow.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:36, closed)

Meh
Now I want to go outside and play with the bolas I bought in Argentina. I reckon with practice I could take down a running chav.

Its just what to do with it afterwards thats the problem.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:37, closed)

Yeah...
I've gotta leave at 7, to get to Brighton.
*frowns*
At least work have leant me a car.
( Cawl, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:39, closed)

Well,
You have fun in Brighton, if such a thing can be achieved.

I'll have fun having my soul destroyed making coffee for people again.

And keep the neds as trophies. Tracksuit clad trophies.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:41, closed)

Hugs everyone who's leaving
Who's staying up?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:44, closed)

I'll be staying up for a little bit,
only 'till I'm cool enough to be able to sleep. Then I'll go to bed.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:45, closed)

@PoD
I suppose they could be skinned and turned into rugs like a tiger or a polar bear... very classy to have a scally in a tracksuit in front of a roaring fire.

Meh. Work bad.

EDIT: Yup I'm still up. Assuming my internet keeps working. Its been a bugger today. I think my housemate has been wanking to Nigella Lawson on line in his room again.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:45, closed)

Does Nigella use up alot of bandwidth?

(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:47, closed)

She sucks it up
:/
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:48, closed)

Ewwww
She's all haggard and gross. Not nice
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:48, closed)

Yeah,
but what about the bandwidth?
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:48, closed)

Tries not to think about it
fail
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:50, closed)

She's is pretty nasty
Never understood the attraction personally.

God knows what she does with the bandwidth... given her program is basically food porn for people who don't like porn.

I just retaliate by playing bad Hindi pop music, or German hip hop. It works. Meh.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:50, closed)

@Zapiola
You're very meh tonight, you ok?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:52, closed)

I want food.
*loves Becky on the leg*
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:55, closed)

Mehmehmehmeh
1 hour sleep last night.

A boss who is possibly the most socially retarded person I've ever met.

2 heroin addicts outside the office trying to steal my bike.

A thoughtless tour bus of american tourists almost killing me on the cycle home.

A distinctively frosty email from my tutor.

A house full of inbred Wooperts.

So all in all a meh day really.

Although I did just discover the fan thing, Cheers!
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:56, closed)

Has food already
*sidles away from belgaer*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:57, closed)

Ye canny escape me, woman!
*Lassoos Becky*
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:57, closed)

Sorry but
Wooperts just cracks me up. Sorry you had a shit day.

I has bacon lasagne. *Shares*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:58, closed)

Gets out bowie knife
cuts through lasso and fucks off
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:58, closed)

Virtual food doesn't cure this pain my tummy. :(
Oooo, maybe I'm not hungry. Maybe I'm pregnant!
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:59, closed)

Oh
and a bought a scotch egg this morning (stupidly) from a portuguese lady in a bakery. It tasted like milk and blood. Interesting combination of flavours really.

Bacon lasagna? Never had that. Any good?

There is a mosquito the size of Anne Widdecombe in my room.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:00, closed)

Damn right it's good
I make it from scratch and then freeze whatever I don't eat so I have tasty foodstuffs throughout the week without having to resort to proper cooking everynight.

It's essentially just regular lasagne but with a pack of back bacon chopped up into chunks and thrown in ;)

Edit: Kill the mosquito, it'll only bite you when you're asleep otherwise.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:02, closed)

I'm confusing
the hell out of a fly that's walking across my screen by moving the mouse right infront of where it's about to walk. Currently walking in circles :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:04, closed)

@ Becky
When I get flies on my screen I put on epilepsy inducing animations. Mwahaha.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:05, closed)

That
would just annoy me. This way I have mild entertainment and I get to annoy a small creature
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:06, closed)

Hmm
sounds good.

Given I move out of this place in (thank god) 5 weeks I'm running down on foodstocks. Pretty much all I have aside from bread etc is lentils, 4 rabbits, a duck, and some fish.

My, now I sound like a Woopert.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:06, closed)

I look away.
Then look back after about 10 seconds to find the critter's fallen off and is lying upside down on my desk. :D
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:07, closed)

I've
trapped the mozzie in a glass. Tomorrow I might set it free, keep it as a pet, or slip it into my housemates room. Depending on whether he gets up at 5.30am to go hunting and uses all the hot water.

Evilness (however crap) can be pleasing.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:09, closed)

Well check you out
with your posh woopert food.

I've never eaten rabbit. I had pet rabbits so I don't think I could bring myself to do it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:09, closed)

Right, that's me spent,
see you all tomorrow for no doubt big thread-age
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:11, closed)

It might be dead by morning
put it in his room now to be on the safe side :)

If you really want to piss him off...get some talc, put it on a sheet of paper. Slide the paper under his bedroom door. Use a hairdryer to distribute it around the room as far as you can. Call the police and say you suspect flatmate has a drug problem.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:11, closed)

Night
Belgaer
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:11, closed)

Rabbit
is nice. My sisters had a pet rabbit.

I've had guinea pig once, but that was in south america.

Yes, I think Woopertism is rubbing off on me. I shall have to live in an anarchist commune next year and grow an unkempt Marx beard to ween myself off tory voting and lighthearted racism. Sigh.

EDIT: Night Belgaer
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:15, closed)

Given
the weather, milk on his carpet might be a good one.

Or a dead fish stuffed into the rabbits head he has on his wall.

Although this may also affect me as I live next to him

Hm. The agony of choice.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:18, closed)

Aren't guinea pigs
native to South America? Sure I read that somewhere.

Nah, just come and live in North London, no one cares what you do and no one gives you any hassle.

Put simply, I live across the road from KFC and have never seen any trouble which is bloody rare considering what they're usually like.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:18, closed)

Night everyone
Look after this place, I don't want if breaking while I'm away tomorrow.

Catch you Wednesday, bye!
( Cawl, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:19, closed)

Another problem
with those ideas is you'd need access to his room, unless he keeps it unlocked of course.

Otherwise, the world of pranks is your oyster. Dead fish down the back of the radiator is always a good one as he wont detect it until you're long gone provided he stays there when it gets a bit colder.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:19, closed)

Puts down lighter
Night Kaol, enjoy Brighton
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:20, closed)

Heh
Yeah, I know the feeling. I did my undergrad in sheffield and people were great... move to oxford for a postgrad and I'm immediately surrounded by Wooperts. Thank god most of my friends are normal. Ish.

Yeah guinea pigs are from the andes. They keep em as pets/food stores. Stewed guinea pig... its OK.

EDIT: Niht Kaol
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:21, closed)

I worked in Reading
with a girl who went to Oxford in her first year. Got to the end of the first year and her northern accent had totally changed and she was dressing like a sloane. I thought it was a bit sad really.

Oh dear god you've eaten guinea pig? wrongness my friend, wrongness.

What's your degree in?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:27, closed)

well
the guinea pig was offered to me 8000ft up in the andes by a mustachioed argentine with a machete... would have been impolite to refuse really. plus i was hungry.

i'm doing latin American Studies... Argentine history. Luckily my college is postgrad only so most people aren't sloaney... thank god. I avoid undergrads where possible. I'm sure most of them are fine... I've just had some baaad experiences...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:31, closed)

Well if you're going to go to a decent uni
Then you have to expect the toffs I guess. Mine was a crap uni, so we all got along fine :)

Why does transport for London have the worst looking PDF maps? I have an interview tomorrow and am trying to figure out the easiest way to get to Hampstead and their map system is making it a nightmare.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:40, closed)

Yeah
I know what you mean... everytime I go down to London I end up getting lost. Usually I manage to get near the bus stop back home, but invariably miss it. A few weeks ago I spent about an hour wandering around Victoria station trying to figure out where the hell I was going.

Oooh interview... fun?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:43, closed)

Victoria station just kills me
My bus drops off there and there are a billion bus stops in a row, but not one for the 82 bus. I ended up going to a random park and scanning the bus stops there for one which luckily took me close enough to home.

Yeah, trainee vet nurse position. It's with a really good company which has excellent benefits so would be good to get it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:47, closed)

Ah
hence the reluctance to eat rabbit / guinea pig etc?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:49, closed)

I was a veggie for about 8 years
and have still never eaten steak, so it's more of a taste thing than the wittle fwuffy animals. But I missed bacon and fish too much, so became a carnivore again
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:53, closed)

Interesting
steak is big in Argentina. Vegetarian meals tend to include pork or chicken on the grounds that 'its not really meat'.

One of my sisters was a veggie for year... despite not liking vegetables. She lived off cocoa pops and bread. Healthy eh?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:57, closed)

Different approach to meat I guess
but I would class pork as meat however. I just laugh at people who say they're veggie but eat fish. Friggin pescatarians.

I was rubbish at being veggie as I don't eat a great deal of vegetables either. So I mostly lived off baked potatoes and salads.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 1:59, closed)

I
used to horrify one of my housemates in sheffield by cooking vegetarian meals when it was my turn to cook on a sunday. I think he expected a roast.

Pescatarians... it sounds more like a religion than a way of eating.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:02, closed)

I used to annoy my jewish flatmate
by making bacon sarnies with lots of ketchup when he was around as his grandparents bought the flat for him and he wasn't allowed to have anything not kosher in the flat.

You try calling a veggie a pescetarian and provided they understand what it is they get really fucking militant about it!

Oh crap, I just got an email from threadless.com and they're having a massive sale. NEED job so I can buy cool t shirts again.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:07, closed)

Or
given the above pic, more swords? :p
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:12, closed)

Nah
I have three already and don't really need another one.

You like swords?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:13, closed)

Three swords?
Wow. Thats enough for a mini-war party. Chavs would flee.

Swords are cool. I don't have any. I have a bolas from Argentina (and a gaucho poncho and hat). I really want to get a musket. They are very very cool.

And a cannon. I'd love a cannon. I'd fire it every sunrise and sunset... sod the neighbours.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:17, closed)

Ooh a cannon would be fun
How the hell did you get the bolas through customs? A friend of mine has tried to buy one off the net three times now and each time something has stopped it. Either customs or someone from Royal mail has nicked it lol.

I'd like a catapult or slingshot to fire stuff at people when they least expect it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:20, closed)

I
just had it in my suitcase... they must've let it through. Its pretty hefty, could do some damage. Been very tempted to try it out on people who go running past our house.

I really want a cannon, but I think it'd be hard to get a fully working one.

I used to have a really good catapult. You strapped the rubber twangy bit to yr feet and put a water bomb in the pouch, lay back and fired it about 50 ft or more. Great fun.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:27, closed)

Yeah, that's the kind I want
Guess you got lucky with it then. I'll have to tell my mate to go to Argentina to get one himeself.

Wow, it's really quiet outside. Not used to it as I live on a main road and it's tough keeping the window open and watching a film, but I just realised I can hear every word of The devil's backbone without deafening my flatmate :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:33, closed)

Its
dead here too. Exam time, everyone is either revising or finished and dead drunk.

Meh. I wish I had a better connection cos I'm waiting on some films. I think I've watched pretty much everything I have at the moment.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:35, closed)

In that case
sidereel.com is your friend. I used it a LOT last month while I was using a 10 year old mac as the connection dropped every 5 minutes or so. It holds the stream while it reconnects, so as long as it's buffered half way through at least its ok.

*wonders if any other qotwr's are up reading this but too shy to say hi*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:45, closed)

Hmm
looks interesting... I shall have to check it out.

I dunno, there could be people lurking. Hello lurkers!

It is pretty late though, bed calls, g'night!
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:51, closed)

Night lurkers
Night Mr Z
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:52, closed)

Ah, the bitterness is strong in this one
but quite true. I was getting towards the end of the list and I was thinking "Ha, he forgot about flowers"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:42, closed)

107 Replies.
I shall have to give vent to my cynical side more often.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:03, closed)