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Enzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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So this one time, right, I was in the jungle, and then my parents came over to visit.
Quick as a flash I boiled up some parrots with vegetables in some stock, and served it to my guests.
"What's this" my father asked.
"It's the Polly Stew" I replied.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 6 May 2011, 9:34, 3 replies)
Toooo early

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:19, closed)
Deart gods up in heaven and the fishes of the ocean ...
*weeps for the humanity of it all*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 May 2011, 11:21, closed)
Fuck YEAH!
More of this. This is FUCKING quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Fri 6 May 2011, 17:36, closed)

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