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Enzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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Just me?
Does anyone else, when they see a police van (or sometimes just a car) go screaming past, with it's sirens and lights on, say to anyone nearby "he won't sell much icecream going that fast!"

No?

Okay then...
(ScousersPet, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:44, 13 replies)
I like this,
it makes me laugh, and I will make a point of doing it in future.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 10 May 2011, 9:58, closed)
Wahey!
Who's your friend with the short, fat, hairy legs? You still get a click though.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:12, closed)
Que?

(ScousersPet, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:17, closed)
I used to do a bad Eric Morcombe impression
but now i have seen the error of my Wahays!
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:40, closed)
Ha!

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:14, closed)
from this....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Daz9fFrL-Y
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:48, closed)
Classic comedy
I already know the Ice Cream Van gag, but the joke about the eskimo Christmas whale needing plenty of stuffing gave me proper office lols
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 10 May 2011, 11:11, closed)
You do know that
He is only sounding his siren to show he has run out of ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 10 May 2011, 10:12, closed)
hence why he is going so fast
so he can go and get some more!!!
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 10 May 2011, 11:07, closed)
I always say
its because there is a special on donuts nearby...to bemused looks on my kids' faces.
(mersault, Tue 10 May 2011, 12:43, closed)
They're late for their dinner.
I'm a dad so shit jokes are obligatory.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Tue 10 May 2011, 14:01, closed)
NO! You big dribbling spastic!
I prefer the much funnier... "They're coming for you again!"
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 10 May 2011, 15:58, closed)
Every. Single. Time.
That, and 'Your taxi's here!'

*hangs head in shame*
(ninja chinchilla, Wed 11 May 2011, 23:44, closed)

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