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Enzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.

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So the pizza survived?

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:38, 1 reply)
Yep!
But by the time the coppers came (didn't even get out of the car) and left the pizza's were a bit cold. Plus I couldn't eat for a about a week due to sensitive teeth and a swollen jaw.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 10 May 2011, 16:46, closed)
That cunt needs to be put down for that then
and for hitting all those girls cos you know, that's a bit naughty too
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:58, closed)
Yet you like the police?
I don't understand. Thwy treated you like crap and failed to add a few years to a guy's term -- I'd hate the cunts.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 10 May 2011, 17:56, closed)
No, no I don't like them
There were too many fuck ups for me to bother to list.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 11 May 2011, 9:44, closed)
Ah, maeny appleogies.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:15, closed)

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