Since living in Plymouth, I have been stopped by the Police 3 times
1) I was wearing a gas mask to a rock bar (strange I know but hey), two plain-clothes came up to me and asked if I was a terrorist. Didn't believe they were Police, showed me ID and then asked if was going to blow thigns up. One of the weirdest things thats ever happened to me.
2) Stopped for skipping outside a kebab shop
3) Stopped for "looking dodgy". I was walking down the street :/
I think those nights must have been very very slow for those particular cops.
(Buftoon posted this on, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:06, 5 replies)

The correct response
In situation one is "Are you my mummy?"
( SteamedCleaner, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:40, closed)

*shudders*
Haha!
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:27, closed)

I wonder
how many people, when asked, 'Are you a terrorist?' respond in the affirmative.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:46, closed)

You'll never know.
They'll not appear in the paperwork and will be sent to a private facility in some hell-hole so a bunch of pathetic little fucks can torture them for fun, along with the people who have family in Pakistan who know people who know people who look a bit like Bin Laden.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 11 May 2011, 18:03, closed)

As a rivethead I feel slightly annoyed that your wearing a gasmask might be construed as terrorism. Lovely.
(Avnas dosh!, Thu 12 May 2011, 5:34, closed)