I went to the same school as Michael Gove.
A few years after him, like.

Anyway, that teacher wot he wrote that open letter to was my German teacher. To this very day, me and my old school chums use 'future leader of the Conservative party' as a euphemism for 'cunt'.

Haha, private school jollity, you couldn't make it up!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:22, 24 replies)

Bobby G's wankers

(McChinaman banned, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:44, closed)

well jel and upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 16:01, closed)

How do your parents feel about wasting all that money?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 May 2015, 15:57, closed)

it was taxpayer funded mate, big brain equals free private education

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 16:01, closed)

So how come you ended up the complete fuckwit you are now?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 May 2015, 16:05, closed)

you aren't exactly speaking from a position of non fuckwititude yourself, Rob.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 16:09, closed)

I'm not the fuckwit boasting about my private school education

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 May 2015, 16:11, closed)

no, you're the fuckwit who boasts about his online porn empire, his hilariously belated entry into the property market and his partner's profession

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 16:12, closed)

man I love having an online porn empire
what's it like having done nothing of any note whatsoever?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 May 2015, 16:29, closed)

you tell me m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 16:35, closed)

Public school obviously doesn't teach you wit

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 May 2015, 17:09, closed)

I love getting lectured by pornographers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 17:16, closed)

I love getting porned by lecturers.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 1 May 2015, 18:13, closed)

+1

(McChinaman banned, Fri 1 May 2015, 18:24, closed)

And I love winding up angry spastics.

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 May 2015, 12:08, closed)

nobody's angry here except for you, Rob

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:21, closed)

You seem to be confusing being "angry"
with "being bored at the end of the day on a Friday and looking for an angry spastic to rile for a bit" I mean, it's a shame Monty wasn't about but thanks for filling in for him
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2015, 11:41, closed)

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 1 May 2015, 23:02, closed)

you don't have any "chums"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 16:17, closed)

haha another private school twat!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 16:19, closed)

He has all of OT, the lucky chap.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 May 2015, 17:27, closed)

nobody can stand him, not on OT, not IRL

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 17:29, closed)

Am I the only one who quite likes everybody?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 1 May 2015, 18:06, closed)

you dig me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 May 2015, 18:44, closed)