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This is a question Absolute Power

Have you ever been put in a position of power? Did you become a rabid dictator, or did you completely arse it up and end up publicly humiliated? We demand you tell us your stories.

Thanks to The Supreme Crow for the suggestion

(, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:09)
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Power over the opposite sex...
I'm a heavily built rapist.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:20, 35 replies)
not funny
You are not funny. As someone who knows someone who has been raped, I would like to punch you in your smug face as hard as I can and see if you find that funny.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:44, closed)
Lighten up
Just a joke in bad taste.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:50, closed)
We'll ignore the fact that it was desperately unfunny the first time it was done.

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:51, closed)
Actually, we shouldn't rile this dude.
He looks proper hard.


(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:57, closed)
Doesn't know how to do chin-ups though

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:59, closed)
REAL HARDMEN DON'T DO PULL-UPS THEY PULL THE MOTHERFUCKING BAR DOWN.

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:00, closed)
Ah, the Chuck Norris school of thought

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:01, closed)
Oh man.
His myspace page has got his amateur porn on it.


(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:04, closed)
Although we should beware, because he's a CAGE FIGHTER.

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:05, closed)
Last time I heard about cage fighters in the news it was a couple of blokes in drag
I wonder if he's one of them
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:08, closed)
He'd totally stove your head in for taking the piss of he was.
Particularly if you'd just raped his friend.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:09, closed)

I probably should have given more thought to what I said, but its done now. If taking the piss out of old pictures of me and my true stories makes you feel like a real man, then please carry on. God knows that you like to make other people on here look stupid judging from your profile.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:34, closed)


(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:44, closed)

That did make me chuckle. You are still a first class dick though.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:55, closed)
You should come over and smash my face in, I've never met anyone who's been raped, so it's OK.

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:58, closed)
That's not funny.
I know someone who got punched once. I would like to rape you in your smug face as hard as I can and see if you find that funny.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:37, closed)
ewww

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:08, closed)
Hubba hubba.

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:19, closed)

this is a bit rich, given that you look like Gollum's nerdy little brother...
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:22, closed)
Click that, and tell me it doesn't give you the fucking horn.

(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:23, closed)
And he's definitely NOT a sweaty virgin either, I totally believe this.
b3ta.com/questions/voyeurism/post93693
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:00, closed)
Thought it might have been, but didn't read through the others.
Lesson learnt. Learned?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:54, closed)
Agreed with Set your faces to stunned
If jokes like this offend you then you're on the wrong website
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:46, closed)
Will you then tell said raped friend what you've done in the vain hope of getting a go on her?

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:50, closed)
^This^ made me laugh.
Not just a little laugh. A Sid James-style cackle.
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:39, closed)
I know more than one,
do I win a prize?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:56, closed)
I know someone whose boyfriend tried the old 'whoops! wrong hole' trick while she was too drunk to object
(sober enough to be able to consent, but just drunk enough to be willing to consent - which is the perfect amount). Does that count?
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:41, closed)
*rapes*

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:00, closed)
I like rapes

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:00, closed)
best of all the surprise sexytimes

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:02, closed)
Shurely
You mean "rumpy pumpy".
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:09, closed)
Good, I just sent you one in the post.
Hold it to your ear while you open it.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:34, closed)
I'd steer well clear of Sickipedia then, you'd probably kick your monitor through.
And I'm not smug, just appallingly unfunny and unoriginal.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:57, closed)
If I click "I like this",
can I let it be known that it's for the responses to Rickaay's post & not the original (unfunny) comment?
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:11, closed)
remember kids
Its only rape if you don't shout surprise first
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:31, closed)

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