I own my friend's soul
As part of the contract I don't have any sort of dominion over him in the earthly plane of existence, come the afterlife I have a slave for all eternity.

Sure there probably isn't an afterlife like that, but even if there is an infinitesimal chance of having a slave for infinity, you have to take it. That's basic science.
(ste_mc_efc, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 22:49, 7 replies)

but if such an unworthy act
condemns you to an eternity in Hell, it'll have been a bit of an own goal
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 23:30, closed)

I considered that.
But having two souls provides me with some sort of bargaining power. If I get a couple more I could easily sort out a deal with satan to redeem my own.
(ste_mc_efc, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 20:27, closed)

I like your style.
"I'd sell his soul for that car!"
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:48, closed)

Surely that's basic maths, rather than science?
(Ragathi wants to know where his evil twin is on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:07, closed)

True.
But Maths is the "Queen of the Sciences".
(ste_mc_efc, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:05, closed)

I thought Carol Vaudermann
was the queen of science.
(Moominator missing the good stuff cos' the swear filter is on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:05, closed)

she is
definitely the slut of maths.
(Ragathi wants to know where his evil twin is on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:06, closed)