
Have you ever been put in a position of power? Did you become a rabid dictator, or did you completely arse it up and end up publicly humiliated? We demand you tell us your stories.
Thanks to The Supreme Crow for the suggestion
( , Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:09)
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A Chairman Mao wavey hand wristwatch that a friend brought me back from China. It keeps terrible time.
Dictator endorsed products are always shoddy.
But maybe that's the point of them.
( , Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:42, 6 replies)

It played "The East is Red" when you opened it and burned with a red flame. It lasted about 3 weeks and then died.
( , Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:09, closed)

I bought it in HK, but decided not to give it to anyone, as it didn't really work. You have to wind it every hour or so!
( , Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:25, closed)

drop it.
I had one, and just as I was about to hand it over to have a new strap fitted (my lard-arse wrists being larger than the average oriental) it fell on the floor, never to work again.
( , Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:39, closed)

I but a bunch of them for about a tenner and distributed them amongst freinds.
Other classic finds in China that I bought were
A cigeratte lighter in the shape of an alsation dog
A cigeratte lighter in the shape of a Horse (about 6 inches high and 8 inches long, weighed about 1 kg)
A cigeratte lighter in the shape of a bullet
A cigeratte lighter in the shape of a bike
A cigeratte lighter in the shape of a pencil
A cigeratte lighter in the shape of a pair of glasses
A cigeratte lighter in the shape of a a cigarette
come to think of it, I bought quite alot of novelty cigarette lighters.
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