To be honest, if you can't tell the difference between a pier and a peer then you probably don't deserve a pay rise.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:53, 4 replies)

Jesus ...
Why are you up there when it's so warm outside?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:58, closed)

I'm sure he doesn't want to
So much qotw coursework to mark, so little time...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:04, closed)

But to be fair/fare/fayre
he’s told a story rather then being a god awful sniping cunt, so it’s swings and roundabouts I ‘spose.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:13, closed)

Do you think if we spend the rest of this qotw
using alternative spellings for everything and using our thesauri to the x-treme lyke Sandettie, Badger might actually ass-plode?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:21, closed)

I suppose it's also technically possible that all his peers are called Piers, which would work. Sort of.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:53, closed)

Or one peer called Piers, and he's Northern...
"Ey up, is our Piers back for is tea tonight, Pet?"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:06, closed)

what a pear
of pedantic fuckers you are..
(Pat_Gash, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:15, closed)

Yes, hands up. My spelling error...
I meant peers not piers but then I am typing on a phone and trying to contribute to the QOTW. Besides discouraging others through your pedantry, just what are you bringing to the party? Judging by your posts my guess is own brand supermarket lager, which you then don't touch while helping yourself to what everyone else brought with them, criticising it as you drink it. Am I close?
( ForecastMonkey, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:58, closed)

2 tayke yuur analomogy won step further
he may be drinking your organic imported 6 quid a bottle cider but for some reason it says cyder on the bottle. Thats enough to ruin the night for any pedantic diarea...diahore...diare....runny poo gargler
(OTT, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:39, closed)

I like deliberately mispronounciating things
just to see if I get corrected.

My last score was "picture-skew" for picturesque, for which I was corrected by a noob at w**k.

That gave me wood.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:41, closed)

Hate to rain on your parade(s)
But, it's spelt "analogy" not "analagy".
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:48, closed)