I'm not prejudiced
I like everyone, particularly Sikhs, so much so that I wrote a song in their honour, it's called "Singh", this is the chorus:

But if you Singh, Singh
Singh, Singh, Singh, Singh
For the love you bring won't mean a thing,
Unless you Singh, Singh, Singh, Singh.

I'm currently working on a follow-up called "Bradford telephone directory".
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:47, 6 replies)

Telephone directory...
To the tune of the "can can"?

Or perhaps one for Bradford pimps; "Khan buy me love"..
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:48, closed)

I am not just going to stop you and slap you
I'm going to cunt you in the fuck with a bloody fucking bollockshit you bastard.

Travis indeed - they're a travesty! Ha! See what I did there? Did you? Did you? You did?

Oh.

Well you get clicked for that awfullness anyway.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:49, closed)

But
I hate Travis as much as the next man/woman/cat/dog.

Did they do something similar?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:52, closed)

there is no 'e' in sikh
i can only assume these are some kind of weird hybrid that drives round dubai in floaty robesand an outrageously overpriced luxury car, AND a turban, spending money they made selling mobile phone repairs and unlocking on market stalls.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:52, closed)

Oh shit
amended.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:54, closed)

Nearly the same....
...Ariane Sherine's "Simon Singh Song" www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5tZKCcLLWs
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:34, closed)

Near my house there's a meeting hall. It used to belong to the Jehovah's Witnesses, but now it's a Sikh gurdwara.

I no longer get pairs of suited idiots knocking on my doors at all hours of the day and night. So Sikhs are all right by me.

Of course, it doesn't hurt that I was infatuated by an utterly gorgeous Ms Kaur in my twenties, but that's another story.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:58, closed)