Hipsters
Those rich fuckers in their early twenties who wear the skinny fit jeans, the fucking dream catchers in their ears instead of earrings, have fucked up facial hair (even thought they aren't old enough to grow anything more than whispy face pubes).

The cunts who's idea of a week's work is going to the cash point and withdrawing the money mummy and daddy put in their for them to get them through a hard week ahead snorting coke and drinking shit imported beer.

Those twats who can't go through a sentence without saying "like" at least five or six times. i.e. "It was like so like you know essential that I like, had to be there in person or, like, they'd never have gotten anything done." ARGGGGHHHHHH !

These cunts can't do anything without saying its 'post-modern' or 'ironic'. Even though they have no idea what either of these mean.

They think anyone who's not a pointless waster living off the wealth of their parents who actually spends their day at work earning a living instead of sitting in a coffee shop reading Sylvia Plath is a think twat.

Only listen to music/read books by obscure artists. Shun and hate anything considered popular and then spend all their time telling everyone they meet how fucking special they are because they listen to/read this obscure stuff. They'll use phrases like: "I liked them before they were popular. Now, like, because they're popular I, like, hate them. They sold out." (Coming from a twat wearing designer cloths and a fucking Rolex bought with daddy's profits from that City job he has). And they're so incredibly opinionated and closed-off to any different point of view they'll throw a hissy fit if you don't like exactly what they like - as if you really give a flying fuck either way.

They are always right even though they know abolutely nothing about anything.

They are, in short, mouth-breathing idiots, like.

Cunts.

EDIT: Check out Look At This Fucking Hipser dot com. You'll see what I mean.
(Lizard King, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:00, 38 replies)

Like
this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgpFwzEwZa4
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:05, closed)

Makes you want to kill people
this does. Slowly. With a blunt object. Like a peach. Preferably still in the can.
(Lizard King, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:24, closed)

umm, guys in their early 20s can often grow more than "whispy face pubes"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:08, closed)

Your point ?

(Lizard King, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:24, closed)

"...fuckers in their early twenties...have fucked up facial hair (even thought they aren't old enough to grow anything more than whispy face pubes)."
when you write stupid ranty things like that you sound like a dick
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:26, closed)

This post hit a chord ?
Been over to look at this fucking hipster, is it like looking in a mirror?

Fuck off you tosser. If you really think I give a flying fuck about your opinion you are sorely mistaken.

A life - get one. It beats being an opinionated prick on here all day long.
(Lizard King, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:29, closed)

not really
I'm nothing like the people you mention. for a start my beard is full and thick.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:32, closed)

So your point?
Obviously you're a little bored today, need something to while away the afternoon. Thought you'd post a reply to my post knowing I'm gonna put something back, then you'll go running off (predicatablly) to Off Topic and say what you said there: "Oh, gonna get some shit on QOTW!" Or something very mature like that, fucked if I'm going back over to that load of old shit. And then you get to have your Off Topic chums say: That Lizard King: what a twat, nonce, cunt etc for a few minutes til you decide to talk about what your having for lunch for an hour and then start calling each other twats, cunts etc til hometime. And they'll be your Off Topic chums coming over to put shit on this post so they can go over to Off Topic and say: "Yeah! I just did it too! I'm such a man! Wooo me!"

Clap... clap... clap... clap... clap... clap... *yawn*.
(Lizard King, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:42, closed)

I am bored yes
but wasn't deliberately baiting. It was a comment much as I would make on any post. you seem to enjoy freaking out though.

as for the comment on off topic, I didn't "run off", I wasn't gloating or rubbing my hands with glee about it, just idly passing comment.

I am going to call you a twat, but I'll do it here, so you don't have to trouble yourself by looking at off topic. I'm sure you don't care how you look on the internet, as you don't have time to waste on these things, but you really do seem like a dick. Sorry if that is too immature or predictable for you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:52, closed)

I prefered the previous reply, you know, the one you deleted so you could put all your manly Rambo bollocks in there
But going back to my original post I was alluding to the types who attempt to grow facial hair when its beyond their genetics. The post wast titled Hipsters, not men in their early twenties with beards.

Just look at that fucking website for chrissakes!

Me a twat? Fine. Your opinion. But - and you must allow me this - my opinion. you sir are a twat of the highest order.
(Lizard King, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:56, closed)

ah, I posted that other one by accident
hadn't quite finished.

I'm not denying what you said in the original post is true. I can't stand those fuckers either. I was just commenting on the exaggeration.

I wouldn't deny you your opinion of me at all. Question is, am I worse than the hipsters of the original post?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:58, closed)

Ehhh ?
You lost me there. I don't recall ever saying you were a hipster?
(Lizard King, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:01, closed)

I didn't mean you did
If I'm a twat of the highest order, and hipsters are also twats, who is worse?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:01, closed)

Hipsters
Obviously. Which is why I put this post up in the first place??? If you've had a look at these cunts on this Look at this Fucking Hipster website and feel you fit in with that shower of bastards then, yes, you are a hipster. If not, no.
(Lizard King, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:03, closed)

*looks at website*
dear god, they are even worse than I was expecting

except the guy with the bowling ball, don't see anything wrong there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:05, closed)

Couldn't your original post be considered opinionated?
Couldn't repeatedly swearing at someone you don't know be considered being a prick?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:42, closed)

yes, but
I don't think he was having a go at all guys in their 20s, just the hipster ones who attempt to grow facial hair without yet having the proper means of production, or those who grow facial hair because it's "hip", even though it doesn't suit them at all.

No need for him to then act like a pillock though.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:49, closed)

I don't disagree with most of what he says
I was making a (what I thought was) slightly tongue in cheek comment about his hyperbole. Perhaps could have phrased my reply to his reply better so I wasn't so much saying "you are a dick" as "people might think you are a dick"

however, turns out he is a dick, so....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:54, closed)

No more a dick than you
If someone has a go at me I have a go back. If that makes me a dick then so be it.
(Lizard King, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:57, closed)

nothing wrong with that
I felt it was a bit out of proportion, hence the mention on off topic
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:00, closed)

Fair enough
Lets call this one a score draw and move on with our lives.

In time we may both recover emotionally from this little encounter.
(Lizard King, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:02, closed)

it's going to be tough
but I'm sure we will pull through
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:02, closed)

*Handshake*
*Cigarette*

*Years of therapy*
(Lizard King, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:04, closed)

Fucks sake
Just rub willies and get it over with, will yers?!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:04, closed)

now that's an idea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:05, closed)

I think you're a 'think twat'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:02, closed)

Monty you terrible cunt
I was trying to see if my mate saw you at the Dick Dale gig the other night.

Were you there on friday?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:03, closed)

Isn't your username a nod to one of the biggest hipster twats of all time?
Just saying like.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:03, closed)

No idea what the fuck your talking about
Maybe not enough of a hipster as you, otherwise I'd have a clue what your point was.
(Lizard King, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:05, closed)

Jim Morrison
called himself the Lizard King.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:06, closed)

Didn't know that
Doors are for opening and closing. Not really my thing, the doors.
(Lizard King, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:07, closed)

Hang about
because I said that, I'm a hipster twat? Who knew? I wondered why I couldn't grow a beard. And here I was thinking it was because I was female.

Edit: Also, you want to calm down a bit son, you'll do yourself a mischief.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:09, closed)

Hmmmm
Allude to me being a hipster twat because of my choice of username then have a go at me when I don't just bend over and take it up the arse?

And using you being a female as defence - spectacular. Of course you can't grow one of those stupid beards (well I hope not). But there's girly hipsters too, you know.

As for calming down - I am calm. Very. Just don't expect to have a pop on here and get away without a pop back.

Fairs fair.
(Lizard King, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:14, closed)

Are you really?
I give you half an hour before your heart explodes.

You have anger management issues, man. And that's coming from me.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:16, closed)

I agree
it's all a bit playground really.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:20, closed)

I totally approve of this
but I had a look at the site and it was not impressive. The odd hipster on there but most were just fairly normal non-hipster types. I unfortunately have to spend time in Shoreditch regularly and I tell you, there are a gazillion hipster cunts there who are way worse than anyone on that site. Seriously lame, dude.
(rampants, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:05, closed)

There's a paraody on You Tube
called Hipster Olympics. Something like that. Sums up the hipster phenomenon perfectly. Give it a search if you can be bothered.
(Lizard King, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:07, closed)

try going to art school for four years

i still bear the scars
(goorf, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 17:27, closed)