mom always told me
Well when I was a boy I had a habit of balancing a new roll of shit tickets on top of the finished cardboard roll instead of replacing it. Mother told me that only rednecks, hillbillies, and mouthbreathers stack new TP rolls instead of replacing.

Then to take it one step further she told me, and I don't know if this is true or not, but that people of average or better intelligence would always make the tail of the roll face outwards, thus making it easier to grab a slice of bog roll instead of fishing around behind it.

Now every time I go to someone's house I always make a judgment about them based on what I find. Sad I know.

Also my mom made fun of me cause I told her I didn't know how to breathe through my nose when I was 3 or so. I'm now proud to say that I've figured it out.
(SkoaL, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 3:45, 10 replies)

I do this too
don't get me wrong I don't go directly to their loo and check, but if I need to go then I pass judgment on what you've described and also:

- If there's hair or scum in the bath
- Whether they called it a "toilet" - because if they have then they're obviously common (thanks mum)
- If there's Tampax/sanitary towels on display
- The visual appearance of how used their toothbrush(es) are and how messy the lid is of their toothpaste
- Tap and sinkhole limescale build up
- Obviously stains/bomber marks in loo
- Finally whether they use fabric softner, from towel given to me or the hand towel (if there is one)

While I've managed to scare myself on the amount of things that bother me, I have to say that I don't rummage through draws, inspect behind the loo or go round testing how well things work. Our house isn't immacu;ate and I'm by no means a clean frank - I just judge other people at a certin level on their bathrooms - God, that doesn't sound good though however you put it
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 4:38, closed)

haha to all of this
except the calling it a toilet. That's what it is.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:10, closed)

People of average or greater intelligence...
... hang the toilet roll with the end facing *towards* the wall, so that it's less likely to get caught in the lid, or the waistband of your trousers, or whatever else.

Also, only utter vulgarians say "loo".
(gordonjcp, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 7:45, closed)

If you can manage to get the toilet roll caught in the waistband of your trousers
your lack of intelligence probably warrants having somebody to wipe your unmentionables for you.
(TheColonel, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:19, closed)

^ this

( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:09, closed)

ha ha
wtf!!!
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 23:04, closed)

You must have a very small "smallest room"

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:58, closed)

I'm curious
to know what, or where, the whatever else could be
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 2:24, closed)

A Flock of Seagulls
that band get everywhere
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:17, closed)

yes
and as for those who place the loo roll on the floor and then leave it there afterwards!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:10, closed)