Children.
I can't stand children.

I'm not sure what annoys me the most. Perhaps it's the way they can't pronounce their words properly.

Maybe it's the fact that they're self-absorbed, selfish and scream and cry if they can't get what they want.

Perhaps it's something to do with the clumsy way in which they ALWAYS seem to break things, and the way they manage to fall over even when there are no obstacles to trip over.

Maybe it's because they can't just sit still in one place for 5 minutes without getting bored.

I know we were all young once, but I still hate the fuckers.

Luckily I don't have any. Yet.
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 7:20, 6 replies)

yeah
i was like that for ages. Then I had one. Chances are, you'll probably have some one day. Think on that for a while! Strangely, despite him waking at 4.50am today, I still love the little bugger. Weird how that works.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:39, closed)

Children....
Projectile vomitting, poohing and peeing bastards from hell, always breaking my toys and stealing my woman away from her womanly duties
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:22, closed)

children...
...badly behaved children I cannot stand, equally I cannot stand the parents who let the little fuckers kick my car, poke my dog or generally run out infront me. Well behaved children - fine. Well done parents.
(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:50, closed)

...self-absorbed, selfish and scream and cry if they can't get what they want.
To be fair there's a few adults like that as well (insert vacuous glossy magazine whoring celebrity of choice here. Usually female.) At least kids have the excuse of not knowing any different.

Still don't want kids of my own though. Fast approaching 40 and I think my mind is made up on the subject.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:24, closed)

I have two of them and..
..I am still like that. Love'em to bits and everything but how I dream of life before them even though couldn't imagine it without them now. Grass is always greener (unless the little buggers have dug it up unexpectedly and then washed the car with rocks!)
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:05, closed)

totally agree
i have two of my own but they can do no wrong and are the cutest things on this earth. all others however are the evil spawn of satan and i hate them.
(Wagane, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:27, closed)