PresentsWhat are you buying your loved ones this Christmas? We're looking for inspiration and reckon a big share-a-thon of ideas will help everyone buy better gifts this year.
BTW: If your family reads B3ta and you're worried about giving the game away then tell us what you bought last Christmas.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:34)
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Re childthe best advice for you is to stop trying. Abandon all contraceptives, go at it like a couple of 15 year olds (but 15 year olds in some eastern European country where the age of consent is in single figures). Anytime you get the horn and she's about, get her to drop her undercrackers and bend over. She'll be fertilised faster than the estate bike on a park bench with White Lightning.
Unless of course when you were a teenager you were helping out in the physics lab at school and whilst the teacher left the room you enjoyed the warming sensation of rubbing cobalt-60 on to your bollocks and under your foreskin. In which case you're probably as sterile as I am. (Though my excuse is that I had the snip at 21)
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:46,
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SecondedApparently it's quite common for people who've really been 'trying', and even those who have been having IVF, to conceive naturally when they just give up and go back to having normal, spontaneous, non-mucus-dependent, sexy sex.
Good luck!
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