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What are you buying your loved ones this Christmas? We're looking for inspiration and reckon a big share-a-thon of ideas will help everyone buy better gifts this year.

BTW: If your family reads B3ta and you're worried about giving the game away then tell us what you bought last Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:34)
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Dear Davros' Granddad
Please please please?

www.amazon.co.uk/Extra-Large-Chimpanzee-Hand-Puppet/dp/B000WGV600/ref=pd_ys_iyr_img

He'd make me SO happy and I'd call him Bert. He's much cheaper than Jo Malone perfume :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:23, 10 replies)
Oh. Dear. God.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:33, closed)
Well a woman has to do something with her hands while she's watching the telly.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 14:54, closed)
DG is obviously
anticipating the chimpanzee oral attention. While watching old Tom Baker episodes of Dr Who. Mmmm Leila.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:36, closed)
My housemate has one of those
It was bought for dressing up a scientist. The monkey's called Gordon and he's awesome! So cool! Just remember not to play with it after someone's been wearing it all night and sweating in it!
(deadly_sinners, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 15:50, closed)
There's one less now
Mrs Powermonkey will be delighted!
(powermonkey poo is a weapon, monkeys use it, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 16:57, closed)
he should be called george
like every fish i've ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:06, closed)
My dad
has got one of those. We call him George.

He sits in the corner - it's great to randomly scare people with over the back of a door.

Plus, if you sit with him on your lap, you can make him stare at people. Really freaks my dad out, and we've had him for a year now!

He's wonderful!
(sphinxgurl found out how this thing works on, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:35, closed)
see?
george is a great name!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:31, closed)
They only have 3 left..
There were 4, but one is now winging it's way down to me for the wifey...
(I helped save b3ta! notmyrealname, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 19:18, closed)
Happy to be of service!
The missus keeps banging on about it...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:03, closed)

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