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What are you buying your loved ones this Christmas? We're looking for inspiration and reckon a big share-a-thon of ideas will help everyone buy better gifts this year.

BTW: If your family reads B3ta and you're worried about giving the game away then tell us what you bought last Christmas.

(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:34)
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Twatend.
Happy Christmas.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:08, 2 replies)
I do like twatend
Unless you were just calling me one, then I don't like it.

I do find portmanteau swearing enjoyable, as 'fuckspanner' and 'cuntsock' have proven to me. Long gone are the days of calling someone a 'twunt', however.

I shall assemble a team of lunatics to compose some suitably contemptuous phrases. Let us tear down these prison walls and build society anew where no man shall be without a phrase to describe that which mentally chafes to cause utmost umbrage!

Revolution!
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:18, closed)
fuckpig
Was always one of my favourites. It's been years since I used it. Suspect that it will see much use on this evening's drive home now.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:22, closed)
Twatend
Sounds like a really piss-poor seaside resort.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 15:38, closed)
Welcome to
Twatend-on-Sea.

Home of the fish supper.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:30, closed)

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