Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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(oh 'been' to see - *reads question title more closley')micheal lumb, performance artist. this was some years before vulva, but heh.
sitting in a sandpit. cerimoniously pegged his feet and then his hands into the sand and sat there. and sat there
then some middle aged woman 'in touch' with 'the performance' started to organise a vigil, just as the sun went down and it started to rain, so they could stay with the artist all night. twunt.
luckilly some level headed bugger started to pull the pegs out to 'release' micheal.
he said later he was willing to stay as long as tyhe vigil lasted - - performance art brinkmanship.
again. twunt.
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