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Possibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.

When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.

What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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Jelly
I was in Bristol a few weeks back and saturday morning there were two girls wandering round with plates of jelly on their heads.

I don't know what the fuck it was supposed to mean but they were lucky not to have had them ripped from their bonces and cast into the fucking canal

Pretentious self-satisfied fuckpiggery titwank arsicle shitbiscuit CUNTSSSAHHHH!!!!!!!11111one!

And if it was an advertising stunt then everything above bastard squared.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:58, Reply)

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