Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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But is it ART?Has anyone else started having dreams about Stusut79's posts?
I have a recurring one where one of his/her more disturbing offerings chases me down a long brown tunnel, its tentacles banging a drum made from human eyelids and its own excreta while its gibbering lips chant the Necronomicon to the theme tune from the Antiques Roadshow. I wake up just before it reaches me. But every night it gets just a little bit closer.
Two questions:
1) has anyone else had this dream?
2) how long before some performance artist rips off b3ta.com and enters it for the Turner Prize?
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:05,
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