Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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...I once endured six hours of freezing cold rain and bitter gusty winds on Tynemouth beach in the middle of winter watching my flatmate pile mounds of sand into the word "RETURN". So intent on finding perfection was he that he forgot about the light, thus when he had it finished it was pitch black and his flash was so weak you couldnt see it on the photographs, I do believe he got a first, I however got a cold. Expletive.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 16:31, Reply)
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