Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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Shakespearian humourThose pretentious twunts who pretend to find Shakespeare's 'jokes' rib-burstingly funny.
I know where the intended humour is and I understand the jokes, but they're just not funny...
It's one of my favourite games to go and see Shakespeare, titter in the places where no humour was intended and seeing how many people join in. It's really shocking how many people do - in one performance I had almost half the audience giggling, and the actors looked seriously perplexed...
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sat 1 Oct 2005, 18:17,
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