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Possibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.

When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.

What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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I was pretentious once.
Many years ago when I was a pimple ridden piss taking fourth former, I decided to write a poem for the school magazine. First line was 'When John left he left the left gate open', followed by several lines of meaningless twattage, and ending on 'like Adolf Hitler in the bath'.

And they published it. Love it when you take the piss and nobody notices.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2005, 19:58, Reply)

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