Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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Pocket WatchI have a friend who, rather than be a like the other proles and wear a watch, has his own ornate, silver pocket watch. He keeps it in the breast pocket of his blazer, with the chain trailing back into the inside pocket so everyone can see has a pocket watch.
This was pretentious even in Victorian times.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2005, 20:18, Reply)
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