Pretentious bollocks
Possibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
( , Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
Possibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
( , Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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Are you kidding me?
I've done KS3 drama, and a lot of lessons the teacher couldn't be arsed and so showed us sixth formers rehearsing for exams and whatnot.
It couldn't have been more pretentious if it was served on a bed of organic rocket, drizzled with balsamic vinegar accompanying a lean free-range chicken breast lightly seared in a mint jus.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2005, 22:30, Reply)
I've done KS3 drama, and a lot of lessons the teacher couldn't be arsed and so showed us sixth formers rehearsing for exams and whatnot.
It couldn't have been more pretentious if it was served on a bed of organic rocket, drizzled with balsamic vinegar accompanying a lean free-range chicken breast lightly seared in a mint jus.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2005, 22:30, Reply)
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