Dear Wife
Dear Women

When you asked me to do it, I said I would. Your non response I took as implied agreement.

At no stage were timescales discussed. If I havent done it, it's because I havent done it yet.

Regards

Men.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:46, 10 replies)

Well, that saves me having to write out my own excuse note
Cheers!
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 16:53, closed)

clicks.
When they ask you to find something is the worst.. and its definitely not where she told you to look..then, over she comes, and using slight of hand, magically places it in the place she said.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:05, closed)

Dear Husband
The reason I have asked you to do something is because I have been waiting for you to notice that it needs doing for over a week.
I don't want to ask you to do it because then I'll get accused of nagging.
So when I do ask you to do something, it's because I can't understand why, for example, you just can't see that the bin is full to over flowing. I am already pissed off and leaving it any longer will only piss my off more.

Most wives have a constant timetable in their heads, they know what needs doing and when.
We know that if we start the ironing now we can have it done before it's time to start dinner. And we need to start dinner at that time because then it fits in with putting the children to bed.

By not emptying the bin, which has needed doing for two days now, it mucks everything up.

Regards

Wife.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:44, closed)

Dear Wife
If something that YOU think needs doing has been bugging YOU for over a week, wouldn't it have been easier to do it yourself. I'm busy doing stuff I feel is important to ME.

Regards

Husband.

P.S. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Look I will do it right now OK?
( Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:39, closed)

Right so
I cook, clean, food shop, doing the washing, ironing and work full time.

At any one time I know, what we are going to have for dinner, what we have in the kitchen cupboards, what we have in the fridge, what we have in the freezer. I know the shoes and clothes sizes of all the people in the the household.

All I ask you to do is empty the bin.

Wife.

PS When do I get to do things that are important to me? (I am typing this while cooking dinner)
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:46, closed)

you can be
/my/ wife, Liveinabin
( greenish, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:58, closed)

Papa Lazarou
YOU ARE MY WIFE NOW DAVE
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:04, closed)

blimey!
she can fucking nag
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:14, closed)

Can I hear an amen!?
Sir, you are a genius.


*click*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:34, closed)

Oh crap
After reading all the replies on this post, and as I look around my house, I realize that I'm destined to be a husband reagardless of the fact that I'm a woman.

All right then, I'm off to pick up some take-out for dinner since I can't be arsed to cook......and I have no idea if there is even anything TO cook in the kitchen. and it is only a few hours past dinner time.....the kids are starting to gnaw on small toys......
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 2:33, closed)