Why is it
That when you said stair action porn, my first thought was boinking on one of those stanna stairlift thingies?

:-S
(GONEism, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:54, 2 replies)

Hey
If that's what you want to do, don't let us stop you!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:15, closed)

believe it or not I've done that...
My mum has one... the only problem is this...

We had it set up for giggle, the missus sat on it, bum over the edge, and me stood giggling like a muppet at the bottom of the stairs. I had the remote, and was driving her onto me, and then off... etc. My mum's is a budget version and goes "BEEP" before moving...

BEEP *click* whirr whirr squish *click*
BEEP *click* whirr squish whirr *click*
BEEP *click* whirr whirr squish *click*
BEEP *click* whirr squish whirr *click*

Note to self... BEEP wakes mum up... :o(
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:36, closed)

*Splutters*
I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that.

But the mental imagery will scar me for life.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:12, closed)

*chortles*
I've just had my neck fixed this morning by a nice chiropractor.

I almost cunted his good work in the fuck laughing at this... :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:47, closed)

*sniggers*
Wipes eyes, and tries again to drink coffee.
( snee held his breath since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:28, closed)