Procrastination can be life threatening!
Maybe TMI, but I have spent my entire adult life procrastinating about having a smear test, cos let's face it, it's pretty embarrassing and undignified.

I finally gave in to the little voice in my head a few weeks ago and had one done. I'm now booked in for surgery later this month to have some of my ladyparts removed :(

Have regular smear tests girls, it can save your life!

[joke about cocks to lighten the atmosphere]
(SnowmanSnails, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:20, 8 replies)

aww
I hope it all goes OK.

Smear tests really aren't *that* bad. But then I have quite a high embarrassment threshold...
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:55, closed)

2 minutes of discomfort..........!
I got given a Jelly baby sweetie for having mine done, I dont think the Doctor realised that it made the whole situation even more weird!!!
(ickledoozer last played ball-in-a-cup on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:09, closed)

A similar (ish) thing happened to me last night
Me ladyfriend is fiddling about with the chaps downstairs. Not in an erotic way - she just seems to find the whole set-up fairly interesting, even to the point of having a wee sniff and a lick when she tells me she's found a lump.

Fuck!

what?

A lump!

"You know it's a bag of lumps, right? Two, to be precise"

"Yes, yes", she insists, "Theres a wee lump next to one of them. Look, here, feel"

Shitting myself, I try to find what she's holding in my scrotum. When I eventually locate it with pounding heart and "teh fear" a-grippin', I realise she's got hold of one the tubes that connect the chaps to the general workings.

"For fucks sake, woman!" I say, "You've got a hold of one of me pipes and your blocking the general workings to fuck!"

"Get off me!" I say, "I thought I had the canker!"

Jaysus.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:09, closed)

I'd have bitten it, hard
see if it was tender
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:06, closed)

Big hug
.....and thanks for such an important message.
I do go regularly, but have been putting off my latest one for just over a year. I'm going to ring up right now and organise it.
Sorry to hear what you're going through, hope that all ends well. Good luck, and big squeezes.
xxxxx
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:19, closed)

Good luck

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:14, closed)

Thank you...
That might have just been the kick I needed to get mine done...I hope it all goes well for you lady.
(LittleRock is planning her next meal, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:41, closed)

I got called for my first one
a couple of months ago and had an abnormal result - so don't ever, ever put off going. I don't think I need lady parts chopping out, but I will have to have the area where the cells are removed.
(Prawn, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:34, closed)