pole dancers/lap dancers/any type of exotic dancers
yes i would look shit in one of those glittery thongs and nothing else. yes i would fall flat on my arse if i tried that. yes people would pay me to get off the stage.

yes i am totally bitter.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:26, 15 replies)

At the risk of being proper pervy
I'd sling a fiver in your pants
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:27, closed)

on the plus side
you'll never have to think about prostitution to make ends meet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:28, closed)

I've seen that video.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:32, closed)

Pictorial evidence is nessary for research porpoises and comparison.
Please.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:29, closed)

*Tenuous dolphin pun*
Damnit.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 27 May 2010, 14:30, closed)

pandertron, Ho!!!
*squadrons of male B3tans join forces into some sort of large super B3tan that fawns over the internet girl discussing panties.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:32, closed)

The glittery thongs
get right up my crack.
( Kroney, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:38, closed)

But the point you fail to address
is how would you look out of the glittery thong........
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:50, closed)

I'm not going to pander to you bitch

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:22, closed)

that's fine
i much prefer it when you treat me badly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:29, closed)

don't give your fan club more reasons to hate me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:35, closed)

I bet Blaireu69 is gazzing CR3 RIGHT NOW.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:36, closed)

do they need more reasons to hate you??
i on the other hand still have residual gratitude for the laptop assistance. so i will defend your honour and all that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:01, closed)

This is a novelty, a girl pandering at Chompy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:49, closed)

he loves it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 May 2010, 19:30, closed)