first!
i have nothing to say on this story for myself, but i'll think of some anecdotes to justify this moment.

i do have a friend who nearly got arrested for frolicking topless in the fountain outside buckingham palace with her mate after a long night clubbing. they were let off with a warning. it probably helped that they are both annoyingly fit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:23, 43 replies)

There are no fountains outside Buck House.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 15:05, closed)

hmmm
i'll have to ask her. i could have got the place wrong, but i'm sure she said it was next to that victoria memorial thing.


edit: she says, "It was the horses at piccadilly, you twat."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 15:14, closed)

Best of all the statues.

( .Yeti., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 16:11, closed)

She frolicked in the fountain at Piccadilly with a topless horse?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:10, closed)

Sexy sexy horses
.... Best of all the animals
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 7:30, closed)

you've not experienced cunnilingus until you've munched your way through a horse gush

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:07, closed)

i am proud to say that this is true
and long may it remain so
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 8:21, closed)

UH-OH!!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 15:35, closed)

you're meeting her in a couple of weeks
you can ask her about it then
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 15:37, closed)

I will ask her to re-enact it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 15:48, closed)

Fucking Northerners.
No clue.

Fountain outside Buckingham Palace? FFS.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 15:52, closed)

if there were fountains outside Buckingham palace we'd have killed the royals by now
there are loads at Versailles and they got the guillotine.

Science.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 16:21, closed)

I think I speak for many of us, when I say,
POIDH
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 18:09, closed)

Imagine a real life barbie frolicking with a miniature Spanish supermodel
See? Annoying.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 7:31, closed)

I'm seeing a woman with no vagina and a dwarf with a suntan.
I'm not saying I won't be able to successfully wank with this material, but you could do me a favour and give me something better.
(SlantedScience, Sun 20 Jul 2014, 20:15, closed)

^office lol

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 10:59, closed)