the woman frotting herself to a frenzy in the mud beneath the bandstand at Glastonbury in about 2003 was awesome in its appallingness

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 15:45, 19 replies)

Yes!!!!!!!
I saw this - nobody ever believes me when I tell them this story
( rofl harris, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 16:29, closed)

I was incredibly stoned and confused as well
And probably watched for far longer than was appropriate

frottilols
( rofl harris, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 16:30, closed)

it was almost impossible to look away

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 16:35, closed)

Witnessed, in person.
When I saw her, she was slumped against some old metal barrels near the stone circle, ensconced in a cozy pile of litter.

Nobody wanted to look.

Everybody looked.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 16:48, closed)

they should have made her part of the opening credits for the TV coverage

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 16:54, closed)

She should've presented it.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 16:58, closed)

she'd have been better than those witless radio 1 pricks who presented it this year

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 17:01, closed)

I don't really know why they bother with presenters...
they could just hand some cameramen a wad of spending money, and a bag of assorted drugs, then let them wander around having their own fun; they'd get much better footage.

TOTP2 used to be miles better than TOTP, due to having no presenters.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 17:17, closed)

i saw a woman fucking herself with a vodka bottle
in the middle of the afternoon at Kent Custom Bike Show. she got it in all the way to the eagle.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 18:15, closed)

it was you, wasn't it?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 18:33, closed)

please preserve my anonymity
in the spirit of the forums, k?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 18:48, closed)

I think you gave that up when you had your full name tattooed on your leathery clit
Mrs Ermintrude Felicity Cruickshank-Cholmondely.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 18:54, closed)

sometimes i slap the pool boy with it.
can't bear leaves in the pool.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:27, closed)

is the salt water what keeps it so robust and crocodilian?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:06, closed)

From which end?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:52, closed)

The thin end, of course.
What kind of a slapper do think she was?
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 14:38, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/thegreatoutdoors/post1579670
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:35, closed)

yes.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 16:41, closed)

Fascinating.
But the topic this week is not 'how I met my wife'.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:48, closed)