Public Nudity
Naked people in public never ends well. Ever let your dangly bits go on show? Ever witnessed something dreadful?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:19)
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the woman frotting herself to a frenzy in the mud beneath the bandstand at Glastonbury in about 2003 was awesome in its appallingness
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 15:45,
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Yes!!!!!!!
I saw this - nobody ever believes me when I tell them this story
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rofl harris, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 16:29,
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I was incredibly stoned and confused as well
And probably watched for far longer than was appropriate
frottilols
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rofl harris, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 16:30,
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it was almost impossible to look away
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 16:35,
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Witnessed, in person.
When I saw her, she was slumped against some old metal barrels near the stone circle, ensconced in a cozy pile of litter.
Nobody wanted to look.
Everybody looked.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 16:48,
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they should have made her part of the opening credits for the TV coverage
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 16:54,
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She should've presented it.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 16:58,
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she'd have been better than those witless radio 1 pricks who presented it this year
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 17:01,
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I don't really know why they bother with presenters...
they could just hand some cameramen a wad of spending money, and a bag of assorted drugs, then let them wander around having their own fun; they'd get much better footage.
TOTP2 used to be miles better than TOTP, due to having no presenters.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 17:17,
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i saw a woman fucking herself with a vodka bottle
in the middle of the afternoon at Kent Custom Bike Show. she got it in all the way to the eagle.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 18:15,
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it was you, wasn't it?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 18:33,
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please preserve my anonymity
in the spirit of the forums, k?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 18:48,
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I think you gave that up when you had your full name tattooed on your leathery clit
Mrs Ermintrude Felicity Cruickshank-Cholmondely.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 18:54,
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sometimes i slap the pool boy with it.
can't bear leaves in the pool.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:27,
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is the salt water what keeps it so robust and crocodilian?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 20:06,
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From which end?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:52,
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The thin end, of course.
What kind of a slapper do think she was?
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zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 14:38,
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yes.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 16:41,
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Fascinating.
But the topic this week is not 'how I met my wife'.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:48,
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