Not a story. An observation of my feelings. Since this question was aked I have had a sick feeling
in the pit of my stomach and my imagination is doing terrible things. The very thought of any one of you naked is disgusting. That's because my imagination has you all as sunshine deprived, overweight mockeries of the human species. So, exactly like making the mistake of going to Fuerteventura during peak German naturist season.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:50, 12 replies)

Methinks
The lady doth project too much...
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:53, closed)

Did you resist the urge to give them all a good wursting?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 12:11, closed)

I wouldn't have wursted them with yours and mine is insured.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 12:16, closed)

But you've already imagined the wurst.

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 14:18, closed)

Stop tugging yourself off over thoughts of me, you sicko.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jul 2014, 14:23, closed)

I imagine you as that parka snorkel wearing rat faced weirdo at the bus stop. Probably addicted
to amphetamines so no problem with being overweight.


Other than that, you are LOVELY
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 14:34, closed)

Sexy as fuck.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 14:39, closed)

aaaand, you're done?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jul 2014, 14:57, closed)

I never started.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 15:04, closed)

impossible
the mere whiff from a piece of paper with your name on it is enough to render any human being priapic and dripping
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 14:38, closed)

I am NOT sunshine deprived!

( MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 15:54, closed)

Well use lots of factor 20 because fatties burn faster.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 16:57, closed)