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Naked people in public never ends well. Ever let your dangly bits go on show? Ever witnessed something dreadful?

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(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:19)
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Private Beach Invasion
Once, many wavy lines ago:

On holiday with my mum as a 12 year old (I was 12, not her) on the Greek Island of Skiathos. One day, a little bored of the rather narrow beach near our hotel, I decided to follow the coast and see if I could find any adventures. After navigating a couple of rocky headlands I came across (steady) a seemingly deserted beach. It was only after I'd taken a couple of bold steps onto the sand that I saw an orange, leathery late middle-aged man, totally stark-bollocked, rising from his deck chair about 150 yards ahead of me, high up the rather wide beach, next to some stairs which led up to a big old house. I therefore assumed I had just invaded a private beach. At the same moment, I saw his gaze move from me to something out at sea; I turned in that direction to see a similar birthday suited young blonde trophy woman, laid out on a rock at the end of an outcropping, who was sitting up from her repose to inspect the pubescent interloper, who was in turn doing some brief inspecting of his own as her fine, bronzed Bristols rose into distant view.

I broke into a jog and carried on in the direction I was going with my eyes fixed on the horizon, hoping that if I don't see them, they don't see me. Old-man money/ball-bags may have yelled something but I don't remember. The worst part was that i eventually ran into an impassable cliff and didn't fancy trying to find my way back overland so had to make an even more embarrassing return run back across the beach, acting as if I was training, hadn't even seen them & did that sort of thing all the time.

tl;dr - It wasn't long at all, looked like a winking acorn. Ahem - Kid runs across a private beach, runs back again. Nude couple are affronted.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:15, 8 replies)
Interesting story
I have also been to the seaside
(, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:24, closed)
if your tl;dr is that dull, why did you bother with the l?

(, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:36, closed)

Cos I was actually subverting the question as this was a story of PRIVATE nudity. Clue was in the title guys. Slow clap.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 21:37, closed)
I enjoyed this tale of pre-teen embarrassment.

(, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:55, closed)
paedo comment of the week

(, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 19:04, closed)
Stuck up arse, it's pedo! Like pedalo without the a and the l.

(, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 21:28, closed)

(, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:12, closed)
A bit rich, coming from a man who doesn't wear trousers.

(, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 8:47, closed)

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