Naked people in public never ends well. Ever let your dangly bits go on show? Ever witnessed something dreadful?
Suggested by Spanish Fly
(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:19)
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St Johns Wood is full of classy people, with posh dresses and funny accents.
Like the lady I saw standing outside Cafe Rouge, she was wearing a LBD in mid afternoon, had a fancy hat and was probably waiting for her businessman husband to come along and buy her something. I just caught her eye, as you do when you walk past someone and you're not in Peckham.
But instead of smiling or saying hello, she gasped a desperate "I'm sorry!"
Before I could ask what for, her downstairs area just exploded and piss sprayed down her legs.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 9:06, 10 replies)
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