Showing my cock to a nurse should be more arousing than this
I had a bladder complaint, and had to have some tests in hospital. Firstly, I had to get my cock and balls out so that a random man who I hope was a consultant or doctor could have a good feel of my testes, and then I had to pop along to a different room where a student nurse observed a procedure where they put anaesthetic lubricant down my japs-eye followed by a long and prehensile fibre camera so that they could get a good look up my pisshole and into my bladder.

I bet she loved it, the dirty bitch. I myself did not, and retained a feeling of violation for the rest of the day. Especially when I went for a piss.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 9:55, 23 replies)

Maybe you shoulda taken the camera out.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Jul 2014, 10:28, closed)

Not my job, mate
You don't have a dog and bark yourself
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 10:32, closed)

imagine if the nurse had been amorous badger

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 10:41, closed)

I'm imagining that right now

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 10:45, closed)

it's easier to get a camera out with a raging boner

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 10:47, closed)

The end is all tingly

( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 10:48, closed)

balance a paper bedpan on it and pretend you're John Merrick

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 10:50, closed)

John Mer-DICK
See what I did there?
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:36, closed)

this is the sort of sophisticated jeu de mots that is ruining this place

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:38, closed)

Are you calling me a bummer?
Jeu de mots, indeed
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:44, closed)

no no no
I'm calling you a bummee.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:19, closed)

Wait, which is the good one?
I can't keep up these days
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:26, closed)

^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 16:14, closed)

^aquaplaning off her chair

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 16:34, closed)

I went for an STD check up a few years ago
and the doctor person asked if I would be ok with the student nurse observing the procedure, I had seen the student nurse knocking about and I was like, sure why not :-D when she came in and I got my tackle out i think that nervousness took over and i had a microcock during the examination.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 10:53, closed)

why on earth did you think it would suddenly stop being minuscule?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:11, closed)

hey now hey now
that is borderline bullying...
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:15, closed)

well let's just hop straight over that border
you smell of cabbage and you ride a girl's bike
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:05, closed)

how do you KNOW these things????????????

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:56, closed)

Did the dick on yer head shrink too ?

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:06, closed)

alright spesh

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:28, closed)

and the doctor person asked if I would be ok with the student nurse observing the procedure, I had seen the student nurse knocking about and I was like, sure why not :-D when she came in and I got my tackle out i think that nervousness took over and
during the examination.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 16:15, closed)

We have all been to a doctor.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:08, closed)