Public Transport Trauma
Completely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
( , Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
Completely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
( , Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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This afternoon
DG and myself are nipping up to Edinburgh on the train with a couple of mates and staying overnight.
We figure on travelling light, so he's just said, "Shall we take my camping rucksack?"
"How big is it?" I asked.
"Oh, it's big," he replied. "Your make-up bag will fit in."
Blighter.
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 12:38, 10 replies)
DG and myself are nipping up to Edinburgh on the train with a couple of mates and staying overnight.
We figure on travelling light, so he's just said, "Shall we take my camping rucksack?"
"How big is it?" I asked.
"Oh, it's big," he replied. "Your make-up bag will fit in."
Blighter.
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 12:38, 10 replies)
Ooooooooooooooooooo
*winces*
Not in the Dalek. That's never called for.
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 13:05, closed)
*winces*
Not in the Dalek. That's never called for.
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 13:05, closed)
In my defence
We're going for one night and therefore will be travelling light - minimal change of clothes required. She always takes her make up bag, and all I meant was the rucksack will be big enough to carry it in without having to resort to looking like an Avon representative by carrying the fecker herself.
'Cos i'm a gent, see? I'll be the packhorse on this trip, which will leave her with both hands free to point at the pretty lights...
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 13:48, closed)
We're going for one night and therefore will be travelling light - minimal change of clothes required. She always takes her make up bag, and all I meant was the rucksack will be big enough to carry it in without having to resort to looking like an Avon representative by carrying the fecker herself.
'Cos i'm a gent, see? I'll be the packhorse on this trip, which will leave her with both hands free to point at the pretty lights...
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 13:48, closed)
Don't start backtracking now Davros
You know exactly what you meant!
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 13:54, closed)
You know exactly what you meant!
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 13:54, closed)
I don't know
You make a gentalmanly gesture, and get flamed for it. Don't expect me to hold any doors open for you at the bash, Mr thegeordie...
*grins*
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 14:19, closed)
You make a gentalmanly gesture, and get flamed for it. Don't expect me to hold any doors open for you at the bash, Mr thegeordie...
*grins*
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 14:19, closed)
Well in fairness
I was defending you when BGB suggested kicking you in the Dalek.
But your probably right, I don't deserve having doors held open for me.
*has a little cry*
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 14:25, closed)
I was defending you when BGB suggested kicking you in the Dalek.
But your probably right, I don't deserve having doors held open for me.
*has a little cry*
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 14:25, closed)
I was only kidding
Anyone who can walk several miles dressed in a sparkly bra deserves the utmost respect.
When's the op?
/Runs away to Edinburgh...
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 14:30, closed)
Anyone who can walk several miles dressed in a sparkly bra deserves the utmost respect.
When's the op?
/Runs away to Edinburgh...
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 14:30, closed)
several?
26 is considerably more than "several". My feet have only just got back to normal!
grumble grumble whinge grumble
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 14:32, closed)
26 is considerably more than "several". My feet have only just got back to normal!
grumble grumble whinge grumble
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 14:32, closed)
Hadn't realised it was 26...
bloody well done.
Right, I am off now. Honest.
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 14:36, closed)
bloody well done.
Right, I am off now. Honest.
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 14:36, closed)
Let's get back to the sparkly bra part
are you talking sequins or actual fireworks. I think I'd pay to see a bra with fireworks. Of course, I wouldn't wear one but it might be interesting to see.
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 18:43, closed)
are you talking sequins or actual fireworks. I think I'd pay to see a bra with fireworks. Of course, I wouldn't wear one but it might be interesting to see.
( , Fri 30 May 2008, 18:43, closed)
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