Completely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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DG and myself are nipping up to Edinburgh on the train with a couple of mates and staying overnight.
We figure on travelling light, so he's just said, "Shall we take my camping rucksack?"
"How big is it?" I asked.
"Oh, it's big," he replied. "Your make-up bag will fit in."
Blighter.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:38, 10 replies)
*winces*
Not in the Dalek. That's never called for.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:05, closed)
We're going for one night and therefore will be travelling light - minimal change of clothes required. She always takes her make up bag, and all I meant was the rucksack will be big enough to carry it in without having to resort to looking like an Avon representative by carrying the fecker herself.
'Cos i'm a gent, see? I'll be the packhorse on this trip, which will leave her with both hands free to point at the pretty lights...
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:48, closed)
You know exactly what you meant!
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 13:54, closed)
You make a gentalmanly gesture, and get flamed for it. Don't expect me to hold any doors open for you at the bash, Mr thegeordie...
*grins*
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:19, closed)
I was defending you when BGB suggested kicking you in the Dalek.
But your probably right, I don't deserve having doors held open for me.
*has a little cry*
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:25, closed)
Anyone who can walk several miles dressed in a sparkly bra deserves the utmost respect.
When's the op?
/Runs away to Edinburgh...
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:30, closed)
26 is considerably more than "several". My feet have only just got back to normal!
grumble grumble whinge grumble
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:32, closed)
bloody well done.
Right, I am off now. Honest.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 14:36, closed)
are you talking sequins or actual fireworks. I think I'd pay to see a bra with fireworks. Of course, I wouldn't wear one but it might be interesting to see.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 18:43, closed)
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