dirty bum
I was on the train to Sydney one day and saw the grossest thing I've ever had the displeasure of seeing (and I've seen fat, hairy 55 year old men in rubber g strings being spanked).

It was an early morning commuter train, so a fair number of the passengers were sleeping. Most of them did it every day and were well prepared with blankets and blow up pillows, especially as this was winter.

The passenger sitting on the other side of the aisle from me she must have had a cold as she kept sniffing, but was sleeping comfortably so didn't stop the filthy (and I mean covered in dirt and stinking) homeless man from sitting in the vacant seat next to her.

Now, being winter and this man having nowhere to live, he'd picked up a cold himself and was wheezing away for a good five minutes before it occured.

He hacked and coughed for about 10 seconds and then the greenest, thickest, rankest peice of lung cheese came flying out of his mouth and landed on her hand. He must have been embarresed by the occurance as he promptly got up and shuffled off.

The wetness on her hand must have awoken the lady as she slowly opened her eyes and looked at it.
Seeing no one (she thought) looking at her and with no evidence that anyone else could have done it, she leant down and quickly sucked it into her mouth, hoping no one had noticed.

I nearly threw up and then nearly choked laughing, but the lady, none the wiser, calmly went back to sleep.

I shudder to think what she caught by ingesting that, but I think it does show that what you don't know CAN hurt you.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Sat 31 May 2008, 2:48, 8 replies)

I SO wish I hadn't read that

Now I can't get that image out of my mind.

*continues retching*
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 31 May 2008, 3:07, closed)

Oh good lord
Pass the mind bleach please.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:23, closed)

Great story
I have a friend who swears he saw the whole exchange on a tram in Melbourne.
Still makes me retch though.
(Edktstsss, Sat 31 May 2008, 5:34, closed)

train
from Wollongong to Sydney
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:26, closed)

I've only just finished my breakfast
and that actually made me feel sick. I still do.
(Stevie Ruggling, Sat 31 May 2008, 8:23, closed)

Yum
Heard it before, but still: Bluurrrgghrghhh....
(CuntyBumface was last caught masturbating by granny on, Sat 31 May 2008, 9:49, closed)

Oof
Sometimes we really need an "Oh god that was fucking awful I really wish I hadn't read it" button...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:17, closed)

I just sicked a bit
Top stuff!
( The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:10, closed)