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Jeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."

What's happened in your local then?

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Pub Day!!
A few years back we started a tradition that soon snowballed into a regular group of nearly fourty regulars turning up to the pub on a Wednesday night at our local, The Telegraph Hotel in Tassie (Australia).

There have been many entertaining evenings, from a female friend who flashed her tits at a group of University students to much shouting, whistling and applause.

But the most worthy item of note was ending up with more beer than I started with after nearly breaking my arm.

Suffice to say I was very very drunk and carring a jug back to my group of fellow alcoholics when I managed to collect the corner of a seat in the walkway, I tripped flying through the air with a jug in one hand, I managed to land on the floor on one side sliding through a river of beer and landed the jug with minimal spillage on the table at the same time and knocking somebody elses jug of beer flying..

I stood up half stunned at what happened, observed the shocked individuals for who's beer I just annihilated in my beer slide of death and I felt such guilt I bough them another jug of beer which upon delivery was complimented by the group on my legendary beer landing efforts (spilt only a quarter of my jug of beer)

It seemed the oly option to sacrifice myself in an effort to retain just over half a jug of beer that i was carrying at the time. I did end up spilling the jug of the people next to us.

Consequently after buying the replacement jug for them, they bought me two jugs as a thank you for being honourable and replacing their beer saying "It was one of the funniest things they'd seen in a long time"

A large amount of bruising, completely soaked in beer but still at least a jug of free beer out of the deal! Definte WIN!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:16, 4 replies)
Personally I think the Telly's pretty dire
I guess there are much worse places to drink around here, though.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 5:55, closed)

The Telegraph is ok if you are really thirsty.

Soho has become a good place for a munch and a beer these days imo.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:46, closed)

Yeah, I've heard many good things about Hotel SOHO, Like the cheap Wednesday parmys!!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:13, closed)

Cheap jugs too on Wednesday I think.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 6:43, closed)

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