The Stripper and the Retard
I was out seeing a good friend of mine, about an hours drive away, and it wasn't long before we were laughing and reminiscing about the good old days.

He suggested we visited a pub nearby called "The Prince of Wales", not only for their beer, but for their entertainment too ! I had a thirst on, so agreed, not knowing what the entertainment was, I was content that I was in the company of an old friend, and thats all that mattered.

The pub was a bit of a dive to say the least, pretty dark and dingy, the pool table had seen much better days, but the place was rammed - mostly with old men, or men you are likely to meet hiding in a bush. But the beer was good, so we managed to grab a table and waited for the "entertainment".

It wasn't long before music started and a beautiful buxom blonde came out, wearing a stars and stripes bikini.

It wasn't long before she was out of it too..

Jiggling about and dipping her breasts in punters pints, this girl was really going for it ! Then she climbed onto the pool table and started knocking balls into the pockets with her tits.. She really knew how to put on a good show, and it appeared she was more than a little comfortable with the dirty old men having a good grope!

She made her way to the bar, where there stood an old man, and what was quite obviously his retarded son.

Now I don't know if it was pity, or quite what she was thinking - maybe she thought, there was never going to be a chance of the lad ever having a relationship..knowing the feel or smell of a real woman..

She dipped two fingers inside her and said "Here you are.. What do you think of this"? as she shoved her wet fingers under the retards nose.

His reply, couldn't be scripted..and had the whole pub doubled over..

"SMELLS LIKE MY SISTER" he shouted.

I laughed so hard, I wee'd a little.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:31, 5 replies)

I laughed so hard, I wee'd a little.
I think that just happened here, and I'm only *reading* about it.
(dxg, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:46, closed)

Does The Prince of Wales have another pub called The Greene Man opposite it and to the left?

( Joliet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:48, closed)

possibly..
don't know the area.. ?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:09, closed)

Not a lot else around.
40mph road, TPOW is right on the corner. Near Northolt, Harefield, Rickmansworth?

If it isn't this pub then it's fucking uncanny!
( Joliet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:24, closed)

Stop the QOTW - we have a winner!
Fucking funny.
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:38, closed)