Pub in Hucknall Years ago
Years ago i was invited by my dreadlocked stoner friend to go and watch a band at a local-ish boozer, not unusual because we used to gig together quite alot. We got there and got a pint before the band came on. They were called 'NOT CLIFF RICHARD'. I wasn't ready for what happened next, the lead singer came into the audience seconds after it started wearing some kind of baggy leggings and hair all over the shop. I just dodged him by centimeters as he grabbed the guy next to me and threw him over the pool table and began to 'mock' bum him infront of a shocked audience, the lead singer then went on to piss in a blokes pint and light his farts until he shat himself. Then he paraded round with shit stains all over his arse and up his back banging into the crowd. The band were ok and the lead singer eventually half collapsed on the pool table as he shit into another pint glass. This was one of the most surreal, shocking and amusing moments in my life. I haven't seen hide nor hair of them since but recommend taking your mother.!!not.
(whuppingboy, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:36, 6 replies)

Never heard of them...

But I'll tell you what, If they were on X-Factor, I'd actually consider picking up the phone and voting for that.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:39, closed)

I can't imagine
Simon Cowell accusing them of being "a little too cabaret tonight".
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:42, closed)

Fucking hell!
As soon as I read this, I thought 'that sounds like GG Allin'.

Lo and behold, it was:

thelastturkey.blogspot.com/2008/10/not-cliff-richard.html

The dude was FUCKING INSANE.

More:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GG_Allin

There's a film about him - dare ye watch it?

Weirdly I was discussing him only last night, with a pal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:51, closed)

that's exactly
what i thought as well. GG Allin and the Murder Junkies, there is a documentary about them called 'Hated' that is well worth a watch.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0107086/
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:56, closed)

The bloke was 100% pure B3ta
As 'The Aids Brigade' he released the 7" EP 'Expose Yourself To Kids'....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:11, closed)

Funeral
On wiki, the description of his funeral... i have no words
(it's not hash mixed drops, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 17:19, closed)