Getting thrown out..
My mate got chucked out of a pub once because he decided to have a piss up against the bar while he was waiting to order his pint. He would have got away with it if his aim was a bit better and hadn't splashed most of it on the girls leg standing next to him. It was the walkabout so you expect these kind of things to happen.

This was also the same mate who ran to the bottom of my garden once with a a bog roll while proclaiming, 'Its such a lovely day. I think I'm going to have a shit outside'. I can confirm he had a shit and it was indeed a lovely day.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:52, 6 replies)

*click*
That's poetic. Fucking funny, too. Cheers.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:59, closed)

agreed
have a click
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:02, closed)

i also know of someone who pissed against the bar
in oneils, north finchley. this same man was also regionally famous for the following regular occurance: going to the nearby kebab shop at kicking out time, ordered his kebab, then eating said kebab by the time he reached the next kebab shop 2 minutes down the road, upon which he would purchase another kebab.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:04, closed)

*click*
For "It's such a lovely day. I think I'm going to have a shit outside." Beautiful!
(TheChicken Five hundred thousand points from Gryffindor, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:30, closed)

manchester?
was this the manchester walkabout, i have heard the same story from a mate who used to work there
(sebmcr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 6:00, closed)

Surely Bournemouth...
Been in that dive probably twice - which is most likely twice too many...
( snee held his breath since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:44, closed)